JoeCovenantLamb @JoeCovenant

Children's author. https://t.co/UJJEL6I9ry Oft-time Actor. Fair-to-Middling singer. A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands. joecovenant.com Dundee, Scotland Joined September 2008

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JoeCovenantLamb @JoeCovenant

a day ago

@Mike_Batt Meanwhile... Messi sits down and watches tne children squabble...

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7 days ago

@RealCarrieHenn Wouldn't have been the same without you... ... ...mostly. #HadTo !! ;)

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@heraldscotland It's done. It's over. The culprit is in jail. More than has happened to the scammers and sleaze merchants in and around WM. Maybe need to shift your focus. 'Scottish Herald'... pfffft...

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7 days ago

@ScotNational If a tory thinks you're an idiot... you're doing something right. ;)

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a week ago

LOVE IT!!!! :)

Levelling down @LevellingDown

a week ago

@suze_robi She asked if I would get her moist, so I took her up the Thames.

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a week ago

@RCEY28 Only in America.....

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2 weeks ago

@David_Challen @hannada39 @KayBurley

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2 weeks ago

@WasAcop 'Establisment satire'... :) The irony is that Binface's Milliganesque persona is the very essence of 'british' culture! Not the right's vague, diaphenous vision of an England that never actually existed. Mr £5mill is the EPITOME of the establishment. I hope Binface crushes him!

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2 weeks ago

@lucindaborrell @_Leyanelle_ Personally speaking, I'm sick to death of celebs having hours of valuable screen time thrown at them to promote the children's books that "they" have written - when there are more (and better) little-known children's authors out there... like... say... Oh, I dunno... ME! ;)

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JoeCovenantLamb @JoeCovenant

2 weeks ago

@lucindaborrell BEAUTIFUL response! The smug "He can't answer this" arrogance. Thinking 'Count' is an idiot-yet stating they KNOW who he (and what his pedigree) is. I.E. A political satirist who DESTROYS these types of vapid programmes for a living! I truly hope he gets in. #ABF #anyonebutfarage

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JoeCovenantLamb @JoeCovenant

2 weeks ago

@_villVlliv_ @LBC @jondharvey And this is PRECISELY why he should be voted in.

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2 weeks ago

@0lliOlli

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JoeCovenantLamb @JoeCovenant

2 weeks ago

@Annemarieward THESE are the PRECISE "British Values" that Mr Garage keep saying don't exist anymore. This- not some vague, diaphanous vision of an England that never really actually existed. This- The Milliganesque Non-Conformity. And Garage hates that... Because Garage IS The Establishment!

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JoeCovenantLamb @JoeCovenant

2 weeks ago

We need a maximum working temperature. 50,000 people have already signed this petition to the Health and Safety Executive (HSE). Please add your name too. megaphone.org.uk/petitions/we-n… via @MegaphoneUK

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JoeCovenantLamb @JoeCovenant

2 weeks ago

@Nwa_ndi_Nkpa You won't need to dig too deep. Just be aware that some odd places think any and all parts of the British Isles is 'England'. (A lot of Americans think 'Britain' and 'England' are interchangeable.... and the way the news etc act, its understandable!! :( )

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JoeCovenantLamb @JoeCovenant

2 weeks ago

@nicksplug @GM1872_ Okay, now you're clearly just engagement farming. 'Born in bread'... jebus..... (Done)

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2 weeks ago

@BellegardeSZN Oh pleeeaaaase!!!!!

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2 weeks ago

@Nwa_ndi_Nkpa The short version is: The modern game was invented in Scotland. The first sanctioned game was played in Scotland, between Scotland and England... And Scotland won :)

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JoeCovenantLamb @JoeCovenant

2 weeks ago

@nicksplug @GM1872_ You can disagree if you want. But the phrase is what it is, and your opinion won't alter that. (And, as it seems everything needs backed-up these days...) dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/eng…

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JoeCovenantLamb @JoeCovenant

2 weeks ago

I never thought I'd be glad to back M$oft... but Sony making #playstation digital only is a giant “F YOU” to consumers #p... youtube.com/shorts/QlIwy4_… via @YouTube