Slumped @JohnnyGuyzer

As ridiculous as this promotion is for Akron… it got 15 million engagements on Twitter. They had people buy the $75 season tickets. The goal was to get Kevin from Cleveland who’s an Akron alum to support his Alma mater opposed to going to OSU games. Helps get more fans going.

Akron Football @ZipsFB

2 days ago

Make history and be the lucky season ticket holder to design the opening drive of the home opener when @ZipsFB hosts Robert Morris‼️ 🗞️tinyurl.com/7r4w5b7a #GoZips🦘#MakeTheClimb

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I needed to move a sofa. I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?" I did not know anybody with a truck. He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name. "You gotta know somebody with a truck." I asked how one acquires such a person. He said, "You just do." This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having. He said, "Ask Kevin." I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle. I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES. Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man. I had not asked for a second man. The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves. They moved the sofa in eleven minutes. I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not. I asked what I owed them. Kevin said, "Buy the pizza." That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size. Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE. We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it. Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive." I still think about that. Three weeks later, Kevin texted me. "You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge." He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge. Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF. I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms. Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck. I said, "Yeah, I got a guy." I have a guy. I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me. He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size." I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

Inject this into my veins

CBS Sports has released its fantasy football rankings for this upcoming season. Here are their top 10 running backs. 1. Larry Johnson - KC 2. Shaun Alexander - SEA 3. LaDainian Tomlinson - SD 4. Edgerrin James - AZ 5. Tiki Barber - NYG 6. LaMont Jordan - OAK 7. Clinton Portis - WASH 8. Rudi Johnson - CIN 9. Steven Jackson - STL 10. Brian Westbrook - PHI

Everyone is bitching about CFB27 and miserable cause they play that god awful CUT mode Dynasty is top fucking tier this year and a massive upgrade. Recruiting is tough and run game is slightly too strong. Outside of that it’s hard to find things to complain about

Another year EA fumbles getting more players into College Football because they don’t have separate gameplay settings for online and offline players I love offline gameplay right now. The CPU can actually run the ball which they’ve never been able to do before. I hope they tune the excessive pancakes, but nothing else

Michael Skimbo @Skimbooo23

a week ago

I’m so disappointed in how bad College Football 27 is.

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Once a @nyknicks always a @nyknicks

PLAYSTATION GOES DARK ON AUGUST 23 seven days. consoles off on purpose. - august 23, 7:00 pm local -> august 30, 7:00 pm local - no logins. no sessions. no purchases on any sony platform - called by @DoesItPlay1 sony ends disc production for every new playstation game in january 2028. a new release becomes a download, or a box with a code in it. the petition is approaching 350,000 verified names. sony's public reply, twenty-six days in: nothing. so the community stopped asking politely. engagement is the number sony leads with every quarter, ahead of hardware. the published figure only samples the last month of a quarter. the internal dashboards read every single day. a week-shaped hole in late august lands on someone's desk long before november does. a petition needs sony to choose to read it. an empty server counts itself. #PSBlackout going dark on the 23rd? reply with your timezone.

frostzy @lmkifiwin

a month ago

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My brother who hasn’t turned on his PS3 or used PSN in over 10 years decided to boot up his ps3 to play something that is currently DOWNLOADED on the console. Licenses are expired and his PSN account is deleted. So games are gone forever WOOOOO!!!!!

@BengalYouTube @TheRealPGHJuice I like playing dynasty over franchise as well so I can’t blame you I enjoy the simplicity over dynasty when watching though because it’s easy to have on in the background and still follow

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ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt

2 weeks ago

I TURN NOW.. GOODLUCK EVERYBODY ELSE

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This delusional ass nigga lowkey the greatest dad in history. He don’t give af how stupid he sound, how stupid he make himself look.. he RIDIN for his boys regardless against EVERYBODY

Kyle Ingram @SnapshotKyle

2 weeks ago

Lavar Ball after finding out LeBron James is going to Philadelphia: “The only way you gon beat that big a** team is you got to go fast! So Minnesota I’m telling yall, GO GET THEM BALL BOYS & GET THIS CHAMPIONSHIP!”

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After a successful 9-7 season last year Dolphins head coach Nick Saban heads into his second year with Miami. A lot doubted that he could make the transition to the NFL but it seems like he figured it out quickly and will have a long career coaching in the NFL.

Why does Taylor Lewan have a platform?

Front Office Sports @FOS

2 weeks ago

EXCLUSIVE: ESPN is launching a new weekly college football show with Josh Pate and Bussin’ With The Boys cohosts Will Compton and Taylor Lewan, sources tell FOS. More from @sportsrapport ⬇️

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PlayStation Network is down again for millions of users, and people can’t play their license-purchased games. Players around the world are reporting they can’t sign in, play online, access the PlayStation Store, or use other PSN features. This is the future PlayStation is pushing: once servers are down or have problems, all your games will be useless.

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If your first choice isn’t Andrew Luck I hope you find the help you need

Goatlave ⚜️ @goatlave2

2 weeks ago

If you were guaranteed to get 10 healthy years which QB would you draft?

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Whiteboy7thst has to be the first ever Call of Duty player with CTE

If you have a second home in New York City worth more than $5M, check your mailbox when you’re back in the five boroughs — because you've got mail. Today, we sent notification letters to property owners, letting them know that our new pied-à-terre tax is coming soon. The best city in the world deserves the best parks, libraries, and schools in the world. That's only possible when we all pay our fair share.

@EASPORTS this punter an not be that good