Jonathan Rand @JonathanRand13

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🍊 @KPmufc

2 days ago

Look at where the ball goes in and people are saying you can't blame Pickford Absolute state of it 😭😭

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Paul @pclfc8

2 days ago

Bellingham moaning about Pickford’s little arms. ‘It’s the middle of the goal’ 😂😂

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Sam McGuire @SamMcGuire90

2 days ago

The media are going to blame Tuchel's tactics for this instead of Pickord's tiny arms

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USMNT CORNER @USMNTCORNER

3 days ago

Please understand not all Americans are this dumb. Dude doesn't speak for us.

So if the ball is in the air you can just run into the foot of a player just winding up to kick it and you get a penalty?! This sport is a JOKE and why us Americans will never really care about it. We don’t reward stupid tactics like this ✌️

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Conor Bronsdon @ConorBronsdon

3 days ago

@NFLosophy Once again on this app I'm embarrassed by my countrymen

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Jonathan Rand @JonathanRand13

2 days ago

@FirstTake @herculezg Nothing to say about current balon dor winner? He was literal dogshit

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Jonathan Rand @JonathanRand13

2 days ago

Ppl that say this are complete idiots. This is what great players do! You give them an inch and they take a mile. Otamendi isn’t 100% on it and gets grossly punished for it. Literally what makes great players great, you have to be locked in every second of the game

DopeFutImage @FutDope

3 days ago

Otamendi got sloppy and saved this brother.

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Jonathan Rand @JonathanRand13

a week ago

@golz_tv Pulisic having a superstar ego would be a huge problem considering the fact he isn’t a superstar

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Jonathan Rand @JonathanRand13

a week ago

@BackseatsmanLFC @TomL1ttle_ Not only this, but I’m willing to bet that in order to protect Iraola, they pushed the “he wanted a 2 year contract” narrative but in reality it was the clubs hard stance. No new executives want to be tied long term to someone they didn’t appoint, it’s just how it works.

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Jonathan Rand @JonathanRand13

a week ago

@Desttpriuwaemb @Sxne19iv2 Yes, mbappe should have scored against teams he’s never faced in the World Cup. I mean cmon bro

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Jonathan Rand @JonathanRand13

a week ago

@yakobper90 Please refrain from “saying something” again. Do u watch games with your back to the Tv?

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Marty @starsnstripesfc

a week ago

Please do not compare the two managers ever again. Berhalter ball saw us score 3 goals in 4 World Cup games and consistently struggled to score vs weak opponents. We dominated the weaker opposition this time around. The fact our ceiling is still RO16 right now does not mean we are not better.

Caleb Adams @itscalebadams

2 weeks ago

All that hype surrounding Pochettino and this team just to end up getting bounced out exactly where Gregg Berhalter's USMNT did.

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Jonathan Rand @JonathanRand13

a week ago

Here it is: the stupidest post of the year! If you’d like to read all the reasons why this WASN’T Pochettino’s fault, give this a try :)

Doug McIntyre @ByDougMcIntyre

a week ago

Landing Mauricio Pochettino to lead the #USMNT was a triumph. Rehiring the coach who oversaw the most humiliating World Cup loss in program history would be indefensible. ⁦@FOXSoccer⁩: foxsports.com/stories/soccer…

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Jonathan Rand @JonathanRand13

a week ago

@NFLinsider99 @FanSince09 @ChrisCillizza And this is before his ginormous endorsement deals that he makes cuz he’s a global superstar and not just a tight end that Americans know

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Mike Herndon @MikeHerndonSk1

2 weeks ago

100% true. If you have a six year old who is any good at all in the US, your options currently are: A) cheap rec league soccer where your child gets zero coaching and no real competition OR B) shell out thousands per year to a travel club Completely broken system.

Clay Travis @ClayTravis

2 weeks ago

One big US soccer thought: our youth development has to get more affordable. One of my kids plays travel. It’s at least $5k a year & this isn’t even super high end. We can afford it, thankfully, lots can’t. Youth sports costs in the US are out of control, soccer more than most.

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. @tosinmm_

2 weeks ago

This would’ve been an amazing idea in 2006. It’s 2026. Your college kids should be on World Cup squads not playing in the ACC.

Major League Shill @VoxProMLS

2 weeks ago

Honestly, it’s time to start taking college soccer more seriously in the United States

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Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg

2 weeks ago

I love American football, played it and was even (relatively) good at it, wrote about it for years, but man the whole “yeah but we dominate this other sport only we play” after we get out asses booted from the World Cup is a true loser take.

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Jonathan Rand @JonathanRand13

a week ago

@ldock93 It’s not that. 18 year olds in Europe are already playing at the professional level. For example, look at mbappe, yamal and haaland. They were/are legit stars when they were freshman year of college age…

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Kevin Clark @bykevinclark

a week ago

A lot of people who watch soccer five or six times every four years seem to know a great deal about how to improve the national team. Good stuff.

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Jonathan Rand @JonathanRand13

a week ago

@dannykanell Yup! Famously, Greece most athletic athlete ever chose to play soccer. Oh wait, HE IS IN THE NBA BECAUSE HE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH TO PLAY SOCCER. Athleticism doesn’t correlate to being great in this sport, god Americans are so fucking stupid