Jonathan Johnston @Jonjonjonnson
the most trusted journalist in happy valley Pennsylvania, USA Joined January 2023-
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Nick Fuentes says Zelda games are for “gay little babies.” Follow: @DissidentWire
My buddy told this chick he golfs and it turned into this
movies with the largest disparity when ranked by men and women
Every movie highly regarded by the ‘male experience’ is the most useless film I’ve ever seen. No real message, no morals, no value, just gangs, guns, miscommunication and sexualisation or violence against women.
Listen folks, in trailer parks across this great nation, this is the exact parlay people are betting their cigarette and scratcher money on. If it hits, the family pitbull eats human food for the whole year.
America 2026 : It’s halftime and they roll out five fat niggers to twerk for you
What 15 million bought you in 1803 vs what it buys you in 2026
Playing with their dolls again
Well, this little experiment took a turn. They made this guy to clown me, and now somehow he’s out fishing with Sydney Sweeney, catching bass, living better than half the people who created him. At this point I don’t even think he’s on their side anymore. They built the joke.
That nigga shirt say “head wit the lights on”
⚰️ These funerals are insane! “GO ON BABY!” Black excellence ✊🏿
Once the 49ers offseason started off with this tomfoolery I should’ve just known what absolute nonsense there was to come
#49ers DL Keion White was reportedly shot after an argument with Lil Baby. Lil Baby (Dominique Jones) and his entourage attempted to enter White’s private event, leading to an argument between the two. Via: @ProFootballTalk
Reading about the lead up to the Manhattan project, there were about a half dozen moments where someone says something like "completely impractical, you'd need several tons of refined uranium, and most of it isn't useful, the spicy part is only like a half percent of the total and it's a tiny weight difference, it would cost billions of dollars", and then the USG says "okay" and writes a check. India is the mirror universe version where you say "that's insane, how could you afford to have a guy spend hours refinishing a $50 scrap tire that will inevitably explode after 100 miles" but then turns out the clearing price for labor in that magical land is zero
Hintli bir usta, “Bundan ancak takoz çıkar” denilen dev araç lastiğini öyle bir ustalıkla tamir etti ki lastik adeta sıfır hale geldi.
this is ironically the funniest tweet of all time
Imagine being a jew and looking over at this corner before a fight
Tom For everyday you refuse to vacate your belt 2 citizens in Gotham will die Signed, Mexican joker
@rahqstar You sound like a bitch
Lmaoo Niggas think the NFL is a 50 Cent show on STARZ
I hope Travis Hunter intercepts Deshaun Watson week one hands the INT ball to Monken and tells him to play Shedeur
John D Rockefeller had a stable of young nubile milkmaids that were milked daily to supply him with the freshest sweetest breast milk for his mother’s milk milkshakes (he drank 3 a day ) He lived better than you
Warren Buffett: “The bottom 2% in terms of income in the United States, the bottom 5%, and for sure the top 1% all live better than John D. Rockefeller was living when I was 6 years old.” “John D. Rockefeller was the richest man in the world and, today, you can get better
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