Kalem Todd @KalemTodd

📍 London, UK • XXVIII London, England Joined October 2018

Tweets

2K
Followers

307
Following

917
Likes

14K

Kalem Todd @KalemTodd

4 days ago

@samueljenkinson Also not really a U-turn considering the tax threshold is £12,570 and not £12,750 as reported.

0 0 1 14 0

View Details

Kalem Todd @KalemTodd

4 days ago

@h3nchj I’ll your “discrete” and raise you “discreet”

0 0 0 24 0

View Details

Lewis @lewispringle

6 days ago

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Rt Hon Jane McDonald OBE MP has been re-appointed Secretary of State for Cruise Ships and Entertainment. #CabinetShuffle

26 237 3K 146K 88

View Details

Owen Arands @OwenArandz

2 weeks ago

Accidentally the most dramatic camera work ever seen in the commons just now...

209 3K 49K 7.5M 8K

View Details

2.0 @blixberrie

2 weeks ago

National rail? Fine. The tube? Fuck off

🇱🇹 @agneponx

3 weeks ago

I don’t care what job you have, nothing requires you to take your laptop out on the train. Bunch of attention seekers

115 110 1K 3.2M 87

20 601 22K 785K 272

View Details

Kalem Todd @KalemTodd

2 weeks ago

@21luckyforsome Completely unrelated but he has the exact same name as my nephew and it really confused me for a moment - hope he had a great sports day!

0 0 0 28 0

View Details

I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.

4K 5K 51K 2.8M 2K

View Details

Gareth Clarke @gxrethclarke

4 weeks ago

it’s july 1st

15 280 5K 117K 97

View Details

Benjamin Butterworth @benjaminbutter

a month ago

Never heard of the coup leader demanding the coup slow down before

Daily Mail @DailyMail

a month ago

DAN HODGES: Team Burnham's fury at Starmer for refusing to stay on until September. 'Andy's not going to be close to being ready to be Prime Minister' trib.al/iFWqMFc

93 39 126 457K 31

71 366 6K 179K 132

View Details

Kalem Todd @KalemTodd

a month ago

@YoSoyAlexJ @charliejblake_ Time wise I mean! Can get to London Bridge in 29 minutes, even on the Heathrow Express from Paddington it’s >40 minutes

0 0 1 41 0

View Details

Kalem Todd @KalemTodd

a month ago

@uncreativetom They will email you in 3 months and tell you they messed up and you actually owe them £250. Proceed with caution.

0 0 6 2K 0

View Details

Kalem Todd @KalemTodd

a month ago

@charliejblake_ Used to fly into Gatwick from Ireland for work and my office was at London Bridge - could be at my desk 40 minutes after landing. Phenomenal.