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@LambadaLou @ChuckNorris1369 @TheDailyRoyals @SBNation Pat needs to do a better job at “learning” how to create music then bc that album is a pile of steaming dog shit

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greaselord @KeyMantis

a week ago

@frozendejeano @WajahatAli How come the president hasn’t sued anyone for calling him one then? He seems pretty quick to litigate!

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greaselord @KeyMantis

2 weeks ago

Woman who I met at a bar finally accepted my follow request after a month and I was blocked within a couple hours #thatsbaseball #whatdatmean

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Frost 🧃👽 @Justin7Credible

2 weeks ago

Anyone else highkey retarded pushing 30 balding short and broke or just me

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sexydork @sexyaltblkgirl

2 weeks ago

can my ex just take me back tho like the prank been over

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greaselord @KeyMantis

4 weeks ago

I almost missed your meeting cancellation! Good thing there was a Microsoft Teams notification, e-mail notification, calendar notification, and follow up teams message letting me know!

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📟 רחמים @rahamimX

a month ago

>mfw I’m elected Class President and can’t actually make recess last all day long

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greaselord @KeyMantis

a month ago

Subaru SUV just playing chicken w me on the bike and swerving away last second. Brother please hit me

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greaselord @KeyMantis

a month ago

@Mike_kim714 27.6

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greaselord @KeyMantis

2 months ago

I’m gonna take you inside the mind of a Harry Kane Dooootalooootalootalooo IM ‘ARRY KANE I PUT THE TEAM ON MY BACK DOE

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josef k hole @poeticdweller

2 months ago

what happened financially alcoholically chemically socially and psychically in june must never happen again

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greaselord @KeyMantis

2 months ago

I’ve noticed that lots of bald dudes do the nod to me. I am not like you I am bald in a much different way

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greaselord @KeyMantis

2 months ago

I JSUT SHOT A 91

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Remember when a kid got years in North Korean prison for stealing a poster and everyone was like “what a terrifying country!” and now Americans are facing years in prison for touching floating paint chips...??