J @KezyComedy
Alternate account that probably accidentally liked one of your tweets. La Crosse, WI Joined March 2015-
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I should use this account more but nothing is funny to me right now and everything is actually just depressing. Keep safe yall.
Breaking :Whilst reporting on #StormEllen, A TV weatherman has been blown over and broken both his legs and arms. A spokesperson for the company said the reporter is OK and will be live from his hospital bed with his four casts....
If these two UFC fighters just started butt fucking in the ring would the bottom lose by submission? #UFCMinneapolis
Remember calling yourself Patriots while being a fat fucking couch loser actually doesn't mean anything. x.com/CarpeDonktum/s…
My home The_Donald on @Reddit has been quarentined on the day of the first Democratic Debate... Coincidence? Absolutely not. A community of over 700,000 Patriots.. suddenly silenced...
Don't forget that the_donald advertised the Unite the Right rally which left a woman dead. x.com/CarpeDonktum/s…
I know the MODs at @thedonaldreddit personally. They are the hardest working people in all of the internet. Content that violates @Reddit TOS is REMOVED QUICKLY. Many have tried to frame T_D as a racist and violent place, they intentionally post things to get us in trouble.
Right wing psychos proclaiming "this is war" and not seeing the irony in why the Donald was negatively portrayed x.com/CarpeDonktum/s…
This Quarantine is ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT and a CLEAR ATTEMPT TO INFLUENCE OUR ELECTIONS. The_Donald is the tip of the spear and one of the last places on the internet where conservatives speak freely... well... it is NO MORE 700,000 people... and they don't even blink This is War
I love watching the shit of the world squirm. x.com/CarpeDonktum/s…
Fair Warning... On most days I am a chill person who is willing to tolerate/ignore the snarky/disrespectful/ignorant/etc comments. Today is not that day. The_Donald has been my home for 2 years and today it was attacked. I have no time for anything but support today. BEWARE
Taking a bubble bath next to an open window with a thunderstorm happening. If this makes me a woman then her / she
Breakfast is a struggle for a progressive liberal. Fruity pebbles? Cocoa pebbles? Why do they need to be labeled? And white milk? Come on.
Originally called "bored games" because it was the last thing people would resort to, they changed it to "board games" for marketing sake.
The best thing about girls in Wisconsin is the first thing they do when they wake up is walk home.
Unknown fact about the Senate floor: If you lay in the exact center of it and look up you'll see a phone number for 1-800-cash-now
It would appear the brain cancer is already eating away at all the parts that made John McCain shitty. This one's for you, cancer 🍻
I'm sure he had a fun time explaining that the mature adult man he was playing video games with had a screen name pun about ejaculant.
Finally after what felt like an eternity one boy goes "Comeshotz!" to which you just instantly hear in the background:
This became a trolling match of four preteen boys trying to get their friends to say "comeshotz" out loud. With parents in an ear shot.
Finally after a bit I chimed back in: "Call me by my gamertag or I'm not responding"
"Shots are you hear"? " Where did Shots go?" 10 minutes or so of questions, all being ignored.
"Shots that's a pretty funny name". And so I humored them a bit and began to ignore them. More so during the game they'd ask if I was there.
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