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Last Day of School @LDofS

We tweet over the intercom. Last Day of School performs the TXT MSG SHW, improv comedy using UR phones & UR texts. Thursdays 11pm UCBLA facebook.com/pages/Last-Day… UCB-LA 5919 Franklin Ave 90028 Joined April 2009
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Last Day of School @LDofS

14 years ago

Teachers, I'm getting a lot of complaints about graded papers with wine stains on them.

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14 years ago

Still looking for a replacement kicker for tonight's football game.

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14 years ago

Students, please use Google Maps to mark the houses with shitty candy. #HappyHalloween

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14 years ago

Hallway PDA is at an all time high today.

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14 years ago

We analyzed the nutrition content of our cafeteria lunches and came to the conclusion that Halloween candy is actually a healthier choice.

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14 years ago

And, we're tweeting again!

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15 years ago

@HoorayJen we should all be here all summer!

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16 years ago

And now, a lesson in homonyms: "Freshman Year" = "Fresh Manure"

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16 years ago

Today's detention is watching that anti-smoking ad with the woman with the hole in her neck and then writing an essay about it.

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16 years ago

Mrs. Finney's fat and she doesn't understand me. #WhyIHaveDetention

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16 years ago

I said told Mrs. G. "we got some teachers up in this school with some rank-ass coffee breath." #WhyIHaveDetention

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16 years ago

Gym vandalizer, whoever you are: Why do you spray paint so many flaccid penises? Also, you're suspended.

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16 years ago

Ever notice how when you take notes in History class, you just end up with a shittier version of your textbook?

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16 years ago

Today's seminar on the uses of 'there', 'they're' and 'their' is mandatory for all English teachers. And no, you can't leave early.

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16 years ago

You know what's cheaper then staffing a P.E. department? Buying a Wii Fit.

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16 years ago

Who are the laziest teachers at your schools? Who deserves to be fired and why? Name names.

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16 years ago

Raise your hand if you want to celebrate and live your life. Good, now keep your hand up if you ALSO wish to rock this club and go all night

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16 years ago

To the students who received awards at today's D.A.R.E. assembly, I want to apologize again for forgetting to put my Droid on silent.

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16 years ago

Students, we have our own version of a 'FAILblog'. We call it 'your transcript folder'.

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16 years ago

We are taking down the 'Never Give Up' poster in the gymnasium due to complaints that it promotes stalking.

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