Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

I like writing things I find funny 😌 Give me a chance, I write professionally too so I must be a bit good. lauratulip.com Yorkshire and The Humber Joined May 2017

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

Hooray! Thanks for the retweet, @Alex_Micati 🦀🦀

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Something quick to read before you snooze? Here's a blog about #Otley for you. Dream of fruit machines and pies tonight 🥧🍋🍊🍒 What are you doing going to bed at 9:30 anyway? Get a life 😌 lauratulip.com/notable-excurs… #Humour #Writing

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

Thanks for retweeting, @hjcrabtree. I love crabs 🦀 You are a credit to them 😌

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@pheas222 You are very kind 😌

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

Oh, Lord. This vastly improved my lunch break.

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

Thanks for retweeting, Mr Chris 😌 @pheas222

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@SocialDisappoi1 Lel 😌

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@ChipotleUK @SouthPark taught me that eating chipotle causes excrement of blood 🌶🤕

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@LBC What? This has happened to me loads of times and no one gave me any attention. Outrageous 😡

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@ConnoJam Thank you, Mr Connolly. You are awesome

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

Once upon a time, I made this #cake for work and nobody would eat any because it had liquorice on it. I became enraged. Not because they insulted my baking, but because they were dumb and didn't eat around the liquorice. I don't work there anymore. The end. #WayBackWednesday

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@SocialDisappoi1 This pleases me and saddens me at the same time

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@CMontyJames It's okay, there need not be a devide between the liquorice lovers and haters. It's probably controversial that I neither love nor hate it. Let's all just get along. Thank you for the cake compliment 😌

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@Ice_NoFruit I was just working with what I had. I had to improvise with leftover sweets. Next time I build a rocket, it will be fully functional

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@megelsareenog That's impressive for a cartoon canine

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@pheas222 I eat at similar speeds to light so there's stiff competition

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@GradyVictor2 That's a strong word. I like words

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

I thought posting a slightly provocative picture of myself might win me some friends but it didn't work. I'm going back to where my heart really is... novelty kitchen utensils 😌 #Nessie

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@Jhosstyn3 I am so fearless. Fear me

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

I'm kissing a snake in it's face. Do you think I'm badass and edgey?What are you doing? Petting your cat until it tears your eyes out? That's badass too, I suppose. Let's all just be friends #CornSnake #Kisses

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@pheas222 I love liquorice allsorts. Especially the pink and yellow coconut ones. Delicious 😋

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Laura Tulip @LauraTulip

8 years ago

@GradyVictor2 You know what? I never thought of it like that. Maybe that was it 😌 It is a whimsical looking cake, now you mention it. That pleases me. You've made me think differently twice in one comment. Good effort.