todge. @LewisLightburn
#COT Original 🏡 The Lake District, UK📍 Perth, Australia Perth, Western Australia Joined November 2010-
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There isn’t a single player on a football pitch who would naturally react like this after losing a UCL final unless he’d already thought about it beforehand for the clips. It’s just not a normal emotional reaction. He’s so performative and it’s honestly cringe af.
Declan Rice’s reaction after losing the Champions League final… He knows Arsenal will go again 👀
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They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭
I will laugh at this cunt every single time he says bosh.
Simply magnifique. Le bosh 🇫🇷
@antonypearce03 Have I ever told you how handsome he is?
Charlie Hunnam is so unbelievably bad at accents in absolutely everything he does.
My wife, an Australian, saying she couldn’t move to the UK because of all the wasps 🧐
They didn’t lose. It wasn’t funny.
It’s going to be so funny if Liverpool lose today.
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@UnitedRo4d @footballtweet But Djemba-Djemba Djemba-Djemba wouldn’t fit on the back of his shirt
@northalcfc Mate I’ve worked outside in the cold, and I’ve worked outside in this. Cold wins every time.
You know it’s hot as all fuck when you drive to work at 4:30am and need to have the aircon blasting in the car. Today’s going to be a good day.
@FinnlayK @PaulMcCartney @ringostarrmusic Did you piss yourself?
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