Lex @LexEffex

🖤 Treat others how THEY want to be treated 🖤 The Desert 🌵 Joined August 2011

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Lex @LexEffex

3 years ago

Ring around the rosey. Pocket full of Pattie’s. #KC

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Lex @LexEffex

4 years ago

Turns out I don’t want a therapist. I want a handler.

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Lex @LexEffex

4 years ago

Thanks Alison Wonderland for spending 493 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Fuck U Love U. 💕💕💕💕 #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/11gWrKZ…

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Lex @LexEffex

4 years ago

I’ve officially spoken with 3 people today who’s iPhone alarms snoozed themselves and didn’t audibly go off until the snooze ended. It happened to all of us this morning. Anyone else??

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Lex @LexEffex

4 years ago

@cld_brw I’d like to subscribe to the vibes 🍓

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“We will adopt your baby” Will you also cover the medical bills, funeral bills, the emotional support expenses for my family, get my other kids to school, hug my parents on holidays, & hold my heart-broken husband every night after I’m dead from a forced birth?

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Eric Nelson @literaryeric

4 years ago

OMG

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chorizo @isabel_isa_bell

5 years ago

a year ago, i wanted to be on top of the world. now, i just want to be on top of my world 😌🙏🏽

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Lex @LexEffex

5 years ago

@BethCampbell381 I hope you do as well. If you find yourself on the east side of the state next week, let me know 💕

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Lex @LexEffex

5 years ago

Called to check in on holiday plans with mom and she responded with a monologue of the conspiracies of the truck driver supply chain issues. 🙏🏼

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Lex @LexEffex

5 years ago

I’ve officially lost someone to COVID. Please, please, please make science-backed, educated decisions regarding your health. You’re loved by people who will suffer in your absence. 💕

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Lex @LexEffex

5 years ago

@BethCampbell381 I wish I could. Unfortunately, I’m only going to be in Iowa City for 2 days and won’t be making it to central Iowa.

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Lex @LexEffex

5 years ago

PMSing is HEAVY this week. Pray for Jake knife 🔪 🔪🔪

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5 years ago

Asking for a friend… Can short girls wear bell bottoms?

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Lex @LexEffex

5 years ago

@_jary_mane @gaywitchcat gifted me a set back in May! It’s been a crucial part of sparking positive thought process for building a happy mindset 🥰

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Lex @LexEffex

5 years ago

Today’s pull. Love, good vibes, and prosperity to you all 💕

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Lex @LexEffex

5 years ago

Alexis-Houseman Help. Me. 🥲

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5 years ago

We’re giving out $10,000 for Cyber Monday. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $100, $250, or $500. #VenmoMe Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 11/29. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: venmo.me/vm