Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

☁| my uttermost sh1tpost & 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹 . sǝɯǝɯ New Jersey, USA Joined March 2016

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

2 years ago

It's been awhile but I'm putting my egg cake on twitter .... to say hi #egg #cake #poweroflovegr

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

ISO: LESBIAN SIDE QUEST

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

I grew up hearing a woman could never be president because they would start a war once a month. Men say that like they're not little btches... every... single... day...

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

What if after initially getting pregnant by your significant other, Everytime they continue to cUM in you the baby gets stronger. It gains power. So if your mom's a wh0re you're f Ucked

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

@NICKIMINAJ @DojaCat I'd rather fap to a ghost That demon straight mean I might even suck on her toes

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@NICKIMINAJ Barbie, since the movie came out It's hard to speak Became relevant again. Now she's acting like, she's at her peak? Barbie! Remember when it was all about Cardi? Barbie? We have Doja now so I don't really see the stink. I'm more for Wednesday Addams FRIDAY DONT NEED TO BE PINK

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

Having a girl crush then them doing dumb hoe stuff is pretty disappointing. Atleast you know men are always disappointing.

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

I had a dream last night I was killing it on the saxophone. You like that? You like that for me? I do

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

People can post their butt on Instagram and that's fine but if I tag my friend to see dat ass too then it's a problem huh

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

People with BPD are the ones who think their eyes are hazel when they're brown.

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

@selenagomez Making me INK 🦑 this morning

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

HIS COLLAR. YOUR LIPSTICK. DONT BOTHER ANGEL I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

Watch me shit my pants and day drink

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

X x X x X x I feel like @elonmusk would enjoy my shit posting. I'm excited. #x

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

So happy I'm not pregnant. I need more time to be trashy.

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

I feel like an orphan Grimms brother Princess who is forced to live this new life of hers.

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Lexy Turtles @LexyTurtles

3 years ago

Here is a wacky fun fact for food for thought. Your policemen, hairstylists, and dog groomers all go to school for under 6 months. Not too sure on this next fact, but I also believe police make some sort of commission as well 😂 #police #america #hairstylist #doggroomer