Life Hack Fails @LifeHackFails
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Kids having nightmares about a monster under the bed? Explain it’s been eaten by the clown in the attic.
To communicate more effectively with women, make sure you include the word "woman" at the beginning or end of your sentence.
Shoes getting untied all the time? Replace the shoelaces with earbud cables.
Computer running slow? Try installing toolbars. They have been scientifically proven to speed up your computer and increase functionality!
Microwave your spoon to cut right through that rock hard ice cream.
Save time in the bathroom by drying off while you shower!
Swallow a balloon and your feces will come out in that balloon. No need to wipe!
If you're drowning, pretend you're dead. The water will think you're a corpse and you'll float to the top.
When you're downloading a file, flip your screen sideways so the gravity helps the file download faster.
Feeling depressed? Just stop being sad.
If you can't fall asleep at night try staying up for three or four days at a time to increase your tiredness.
Think you might have consumed poison? Use a Ouija Board to find out for sure.
Can't afford to heat your house? Simply burn it down! This way there will be no house to heat and also, the burning house generates warmth.
Looking for a tasty alternative to meat? There isn't one. Just eat meat.
Buy a lot of cellphones and duct tape to everything you own. Now if you can't find the ketchup, you can simply dial the ketchup's cellphones
If you start to choke on food, proceed to eat more food. This will push the blockage down your throat and you will no longer be choking!
Having a bad day? Wear your sunglasses. Now you’re having a bad evening!
Ever wanted to be immortal? Wish on a shooting star that you die and then tell someone about it.
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