Abe @LikeAndBlock
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The punctuality nazis will hate me for saying this, but the reason they don't accept disability as a valid reason for being late is because their denial is part of the soft eugenics pipeline. 🧵
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Mitchell Research & Communications poll | 6/11-6/13 LV US Senate Michigan 2026 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 47% 🟥Mike Rogers 42% —— 🟥Mike Rogers 47% 🟦Mallory McMorrow 41% —— 🟥Mike Rogers 45% 🟦Haley Stevens 41%
Mitchell Research & Communications poll | 6/11-6/13 LV US Senate Michigan Democratic primary 2026 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 42% (+15) 🟦Haley Stevens 33% (+15) 🟦Mallory McMorrow 6% (-11) (Change from 5/1-5/7 LV) Link to poll: politico.com/news/2026/06/1…
@harrisonjaime You didn’t build the Democratic Party. WE DID WE volunteered WE phone banked WE canvassed WE registered ppl to vote you thanked us by usurping our will with superdelegates & kicking our heads in for “israel”
This is the biggest win for IU basketball in 5 years
NEWS: Michigan coach Dusty May is finalizing a deal to take the Dallas Mavericks head coaching job, sources tell @PeteThamel, @ShamsCharania and me. May led Michigan basketball to the national title in April. The allure of coaching Cooper Flagg as a linchpin piece helped draw
@RobSchneider You're incompatible with your ex-wife and daughter
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What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!
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Mf dating a prescription drug
Odell Beckham Jr hits the beach in Cancun with girlfriend Polyxeni Ferfeli
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Trump gets BRUTALLY HAIRMOGGED by American diplomat Callista Gingrich 💀🤯
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I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man
@RobSchneider Your wife and daughter didn't want you in their family
Dem consultants will put the nail in the coffin by making him go duck hunting or putting him in a tank
NEW: The Trump-aligned org Citizens for Sanity is dropping a six-figure ad buy in the Texas Senate race. The ad is a 15 second clip of AI-generated James Talarico singing a "trans kids" rendition of “Favorite Things." Obtained first by @DailyCaller:
A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach
The Rams:
@neeratanden The most important issue to you is which candidate will be the most subservient to Israel
The Democratic party's only mission is to guarantee we always have a conservative government
Former First Lady Jill Biden’s press secretary Michael LaRosa: “Do I want Susan Collins to win? Not necessarily, but she is much more my style than ... Graham Platner.”
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Personally, I think begging to go to Epstein Pedo Island is slightly worse morally speaking.
Elon Musk says work-from-home is "morally wrong" — here's why. cnb.cx/3WfsSWX
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