M @MDBitner

Husband, Father, EMDoc trying to do them all well....the triple aim! views are my own. Joined May 2009

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M @MDBitner

2 years ago

Your lactate and your potassium should never equate. #clinicaldictum

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M @MDBitner

2 years ago

Want to decrease your pediatric mortality? Don’t know where to start? Start simple, just weigh them in kilograms! #kissmethod #CEMC #SCCEP

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Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken

3 years ago

Oh you’re going to a teaching hospital in July? Well get ready… for the most compassionate care from extremely empathetic interns along with their vigilant supervising attendings. Hope you like open ended questions and doctors listening to you bc you’re gonna drown in it.

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M @MDBitner

4 years ago

Your procal should not be greater than or multiples of your age #clinicaldictums

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4 years ago

Your CO2 should not exceed your blood pressure nor your blood glucose #clinicaldictums

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M @MDBitner

5 years ago

The number of radiographs ordered should not exceed you age (in adults) #clinicaldictum #VOMIT

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M @MDBitner

5 years ago

@DSchwerinMD Sure it wasn’t a peanut M&M? 😂

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M @MDBitner

5 years ago

@sccepnews Jim Ellis: you haven’t heard a physician leadership talk til you’ve heard one that included a Will Ferrell “Old School” streaking reference 😂

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M @MDBitner

5 years ago

@sccepnews, @DrBretNicks patient comes in and says “they were hanging out in their kitchen doing their ADLs” 😂- when gravity wins, geriatric syncope #CEMC

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M @MDBitner

5 years ago

@comilla_s @KatieS Vegan hot dog?

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5 years ago

Your hemoglobin should never be less than your platelets #clinicaldictums

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5 years ago

@mcsassymd @StuDrBrittany Fresh socks are key

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M @MDBitner

6 years ago

CPR in a n95, plastic trash bag isolation gown, and face mask on a rotund patient is no joke....thank you #peloton

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M @MDBitner

6 years ago

@DrHowieMell @svinsociety You’re innovative...

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M @MDBitner

6 years ago

@DrHowieMell @svinsociety Bring treats, that always softens the crowd, like tPA popsicles

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M @MDBitner

6 years ago

@mcsassymd I’m always looking to hiring a diverse group of talented EM Docs, we held strong in COVID as the rest of the multi specialty group respected why EM was doing...DM me for details if interested

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M @MDBitner

6 years ago

@darakass Technically that’s 9 letters, 2 punctuation marks and 2 spaces, but amen 😜

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M @MDBitner

6 years ago

Act now, be heard linkedin.com/posts/matthew-…

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Greenville SC EM @GreenvilleSCEM

6 years ago

Medical students! We’ve added two more hangouts to our line up! Bring your significant other to our Resident and SO panel, as well as another chance to meet program director, Dr. Pfennig! We hope to see y’all there! #Residency #EmergencyMedicine @SAEM_RAMS