MERP Chair @MERPChair
More useful than a baby account. Normandy Joined July 2014-
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Apparently, I joined Twitter 3 years ago today. Time flies when you're a chair.
It was nice of someone to put me on the Ark to Andromeda. However not being in cryo, 600 years is a long time for a chair to wait.
@RenegadeMasala Weeeeeee! I'll be there soon!
Shipping is for chairs you order from the extranet. x.com/RPmoaning/stat…
*patiently waiting to be awoken from cryo in Andromeda*
I wanna be lewd. All the cool kids are doing it.
@Joanne_Femshep Ohhhh yeeeeeaah. That's what I'm talking about.
Ohhhhh Spectre butt. Niiiiiiice. x.com/Joanne_Femshep…
Looking through @FornaxMagazine for chair porn.
Who's got 4 legs and you can sit on? ---> This guy <---
I wonder if the Pathfinder will need a place to sit in ME: Andromeda? Pick me! Me! Oh, me, me, me!
Sit in a chair properly, people! My legs can't take the strain when you lean back! I'm a chair.
@CitadelSparty I'm always standing on all four legs.
@ErinShprd How would you feel about getting sat upon your entire life?
As I chair, I never get to sit down. Ever think about that? Nope. You only think about yourself.
K∆R∆ ÐĖΠVĖRS @r0tt3nh3r0
76 Followers 61 Following (☞°ヮ°)☞ GAY ☜(°ヮ°☜) || ~the cape can be heavy at times~ || Literate || Descriptive || 21+ || #Crossovers #MV #MM || #RobinHook
Matthew Shepard @N7_Sentinel
34 Followers 111 Following ''We've got something the reapers don't have.. Determination'' #Merp {Spacer} (war hero)
Boomerang Rent A Car @BoomerAng_Car
427 Followers 3K Following Nos especializamos en el servicio de renta de autos, ofreciéndoles un servicio de alta calidad
Necip Büyükçolpan @necip3734
9 Followers 308 Following
Mass Effect @MASS_EFFECTfans
109 Followers 308 Following Bioware, Mass Effect, Star Wars, UK Gaming - Polls Follow for a Follow back!
Elida Sekkingstad @DeanCaroline1
121 Followers 3K Following
Admiral Tali'Zorah @ZorahNar
146 Followers 161 Following A Quarian Admiral. Former crew member to Commander Shepherd years ago. Known as Admiral Tali. Not on an active ship. (Canon Tali)
DELETING ACCOUNT @MrMattyPlays
106 Followers 540 Following DELETING ACCOUNT DELETING DELETIBG DELETING DELETING DELETING DELETING
Plumdowner @PlumdownerYTP
23 Followers 479 Following I make terrible content, in the rare case I actually make anything.
Joanne Shepard @Joanne_Femshep
146 Followers 520 Following I'm Joanne Shepard, the first Human Spectre. I'm pretty lewd sometimes, get used to it. I #MERP I #Multiverse I #Single but not seeking. I OOC tweets start //
Lira T'kedri @PurpleAsariLira
93 Followers 125 Following Asari. Ardat-yakshi. Part time dancer at Afterlife. I'm 108 years old. #MERP
Diana Allers @DianaAllers_ANN
87 Followers 96 Following Diana Allers, reporter for ANN, with a show called 'Battlespace' Currently aboard the Normandy reporting on the reapers and more. #MERP
Samara The Justicar @TheJusticarCode
83 Followers 70 Following I am Samara, an asari justicar. By the code I will serve you, Shepard. Your choices are my choices. Your morals are my morals. Your wishes are my code. #MERP
Kasumi Goto @The_Kasumi
65 Followers 64 Following Kasumi, the best thief in the galaxy. I do what I do for the love of it. #MERP
Aria T'Loak @IamOmega_Aria
66 Followers 63 Following I am Omega...Omega has one rule, 'don't fuck with Aria.' #MERP
Mass Effect Nexus @MassEffectNexus
211 Followers 567 Following A Mass Effect fan channel. News, comics, fan art, and more!
Miranda Lawson @Perfect_Lawson
87 Followers 91 Following Miranda Lawson, Ex-Cerberus. The one with the nice ass. I never settle for anything but the best. #MERP
Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush
96 Followers 77 Following I'm Specialist Samantha Traynor of the Normandy, I'm the Comm Specialist. I want my toothbrush. #MERP
Ashley Williams ❥ @SexyGunChiefAsh
76 Followers 64 Following Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams, born April 14th, 2158. I've been helping out Shepard on the Normandy since the geth attack on Eden Prime #MERP
EDI @YoBitchEDI
89 Followers 93 Following I am the Normandy's Enhanced Defense Intelligence, I follow Shepard's orders, and help out Mr. Moreau. #MERP Status: Unshackled
Max Shepard @max_shepard101
54 Followers 70 Following I'm Commander Shepard of the SSV Normandy, I serve in the Alliance. First human Spectre. #Renagade #Biotic #MERP
Liara T'Soni @LiaraTinfoBrokr
145 Followers 139 Following I am an asari information broker, prothean researcher and biotic expert. Child of Matriarch Benezia. For better or worse... #MERP
Tali'Zorah nar Rayya @TaliVasNormandy
115 Followers 111 Following I am Tali'Zorah nar Rayya vas Normandy, I am a Quarian from the Migrant Fleet. #MERP #KatVerse
Jack @Jack_Biotic
102 Followers 116 Following I'm Jack the psychotic biotic, I will destroy you! I also teach at Grissom Academy ...So, fuck you. And thanks for asking. #MERP
Vibilus Firhe @VFirhe
81 Followers 514 Following A local Merc for hire and Bouncer at the Sliver Coast Casino frequents Armax Arsenal Arena for fun and to show off #MERP
Jeff ''Joker''Moreau @JeffJ0kerM0reau
879 Followers 672 Following Best damn Pilot, Cripple, comedian and punching bag in the alliance navy #ItsJokingtime
akdkdnej @bloodpack_garm
16 Followers 68 Following I'm kureck, me and my mercenary group the REDKIN are for hire im a rare biotic krogan and oh yeah, dont fuck with me
Jack Nought @jkz0_19510
516 Followers 441 Following I am a biotic goddess. Fear me, or I will destroy you. Fuck you, if you think otherwise. #MERP
Luna @lewdluna17
686 Followers 2K Following My name is Luna, I'm 24 and I love to party. #RP #LEWD #Bisexual #FurryCrazy (18+).
Liara T'Soni @TSoniLiara
585 Followers 200 Following Archaeologist and Prothean expert. I go wherever I'm needed. #MultiVerse
CDR Neela Shepard @RenegadeMasala
859 Followers 326 Following The war may be over, but I still have work to do. #MERP #MassEffectRP Soldier. Colonist. Ruthless.
shiala @shiala_
170 Followers 397 Following Shiala is an asari commando, a powerful biotic and former follower of Matriarch Benezia. dating the most best human on earth @CaptainK013
Aria T'Loak @BootyPirateAria
659 Followers 208 Following Omega has no ruler. And one rule. You all know what that is. #MERP #MassEffectRP Mass Effect Roleplay.
Citadel Council PR @CCouncilPR
3K Followers 2K Following The Public Relations Department of the Citadel Council. (Parody: not affiliated with EA/BioWare/Mass Effect) We'll bang, okay?
saved account @GetHoltzmanned
43 Followers 0 Following
Admiral Tali'Zorah @ZorahNar
146 Followers 161 Following A Quarian Admiral. Former crew member to Commander Shepherd years ago. Known as Admiral Tali. Not on an active ship. (Canon Tali)
Mass Effect Nexus @MassEffectNexus
211 Followers 567 Following A Mass Effect fan channel. News, comics, fan art, and more!
Kasumi Goto @The_Kasumi
65 Followers 64 Following Kasumi, the best thief in the galaxy. I do what I do for the love of it. #MERP
Joanne Shepard @Joanne_Femshep
146 Followers 520 Following I'm Joanne Shepard, the first Human Spectre. I'm pretty lewd sometimes, get used to it. I #MERP I #Multiverse I #Single but not seeking. I OOC tweets start //
Samara The Justicar @TheJusticarCode
83 Followers 70 Following I am Samara, an asari justicar. By the code I will serve you, Shepard. Your choices are my choices. Your morals are my morals. Your wishes are my code. #MERP
Diana Allers @DianaAllers_ANN
87 Followers 96 Following Diana Allers, reporter for ANN, with a show called 'Battlespace' Currently aboard the Normandy reporting on the reapers and more. #MERP
Lira T'kedri @PurpleAsariLira
93 Followers 125 Following Asari. Ardat-yakshi. Part time dancer at Afterlife. I'm 108 years old. #MERP
Miranda Lawson @Perfect_Lawson
87 Followers 91 Following Miranda Lawson, Ex-Cerberus. The one with the nice ass. I never settle for anything but the best. #MERP
Aria T'Loak @IamOmega_Aria
66 Followers 63 Following I am Omega...Omega has one rule, 'don't fuck with Aria.' #MERP
Rising Scrybe - Stori... @RisingScrybe
582 Followers 83 Following A blog dedicated to media review, opinion pieces and short stories.
Thane Krios @DevoutAssassin
182 Followers 286 Following Amonkira, guide my hands. Arashu, preserve my loved ones. And Kalahira, forgive me for what I must do. #MERP #Single
Jacob Taylor @ThePriiize
185 Followers 296 Following Ex-Alliance, former Corsair. Used to be part of Cerberus before they fucked everything up. Lot of risks, you know? But the priiize. {#MERP/18+}
Max Shepard @max_shepard101
54 Followers 70 Following I'm Commander Shepard of the SSV Normandy, I serve in the Alliance. First human Spectre. #Renagade #Biotic #MERP
Liara T'Soni @LiaraTinfoBrokr
145 Followers 139 Following I am an asari information broker, prothean researcher and biotic expert. Child of Matriarch Benezia. For better or worse... #MERP
Ashley Williams ❥ @SexyGunChiefAsh
76 Followers 64 Following Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams, born April 14th, 2158. I've been helping out Shepard on the Normandy since the geth attack on Eden Prime #MERP
Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush
96 Followers 77 Following I'm Specialist Samantha Traynor of the Normandy, I'm the Comm Specialist. I want my toothbrush. #MERP
Marcus Shepard @Cmdr_Marcus
175 Followers 179 Following Lvl 30 | Gaming, Space, Paleo, Rock music, MAHA, and Massie2028
Bray @Omega_Bray
54 Followers 24 Following I'm the right hand of Omega. I pick things up, I put things down. And yes. I make a fist.![LT in the Alliance. Trying to keep up with @RebelliousRuth. [#RP21+ #MERP #Toothy]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1530698369043156993/zedKIwOw.jpg)
Nick Ralston @LtNickyRalston
86 Followers 100 Following LT in the Alliance. Trying to keep up with @RebelliousRuth. [#RP21+ #MERP #Toothy]
Zer0 @sword_assassin
29 Followers 54 Following Don't stand in my way. It is not good for your health. Cannot defeat me. #merp #multiverse
EDI @YoBitchEDI
89 Followers 93 Following I am the Normandy's Enhanced Defense Intelligence, I follow Shepard's orders, and help out Mr. Moreau. #MERP Status: Unshackled
Tali'Zorah nar Rayya @TaliVasNormandy
115 Followers 111 Following I am Tali'Zorah nar Rayya vas Normandy, I am a Quarian from the Migrant Fleet. #MERP #KatVerse
akdkdnej @bloodpack_garm
16 Followers 68 Following I'm kureck, me and my mercenary group the REDKIN are for hire im a rare biotic krogan and oh yeah, dont fuck with me
Vibilus Firhe @VFirhe
81 Followers 514 Following A local Merc for hire and Bouncer at the Sliver Coast Casino frequents Armax Arsenal Arena for fun and to show off #MERP
Jack @Jack_Biotic
102 Followers 116 Following I'm Jack the psychotic biotic, I will destroy you! I also teach at Grissom Academy ...So, fuck you. And thanks for asking. #MERP
Liara T'Soni @TSoniLiara
585 Followers 200 Following Archaeologist and Prothean expert. I go wherever I'm needed. #MultiVerse
Javik @ProtheanJavik
618 Followers 83 Following In my cycle, games of chance were punishable by death.
Garrus Vakarian @CalibratingSoul
560 Followers 72 Following Marksman extraordinaire and savior of the galaxy.
Miranda Lawson @LawBringrSR2
336 Followers 234 Following Cerberus isn’t as evil as most people believe. If I can help allay any of your concerns, I would be happy to do so.
CDR Neela Shepard @RenegadeMasala
859 Followers 326 Following The war may be over, but I still have work to do. #MERP #MassEffectRP Soldier. Colonist. Ruthless.
Prof Mordin Solus @ProfMordinSolus
355 Followers 89 Following The very model of a scientist Salarian. Former STG operative. Consequentialistic and socially awkward. Can be Problematic #INACTIVE #MERP
David Anderson @TheFirstN7
190 Followers 181 Following Feels like years since I just... sat down. #MassEffectRP #EarthUpdates
Annika Shepard @Annika_Shepard
441 Followers 184 Following Fell in love with an Asari. Saved the galaxy. Died. Saved the galaxy again. Still very much in love with an Asari. Possibly undead.
James Vega @ArmsMasterN7
245 Followers 254 Following Captain of SSV Los Angeles (a.k.a. The Hollywood). I failed everyone when it counted. But I won't let it happen again. #MERP #Classic
Dr Liara T'Soni @S_Broker2077
719 Followers 313 Following Prothean Expert. Information Broker. Matriarch Benezia's only daughter. #MERP.
Urdnot Wrex @_Urdnot_Wrex_
1K Followers 126 Following Just because I like you doesn't mean I won't kill you.
Velia T’Saya @VeliaTSaya
778 Followers 165 Following Asari. Dancer. Assassin. Say the magic word. RP 18+.
тαℓι'zσяαн @Tali_Zorah_SR2
4K Followers 327 Following Quarian Chief Engineer on the SSV Normandy SR2, former exile from the Migrant Fleet. Trust me, I'm a Tech Expert! #OpenDMs #MERP No art is mine
Urdnot Grunt @UrdnotGrunt_
783 Followers 179 Following I am the lance of Tuchanka. I am pure Krogan. You should be in awe. |Unaffiliated with Bioware | Art not mine
Bond. Thane Bond @Thane_Krios_
559 Followers 280 Following The Galaxy's Deadliest Thumb-Twiddler, Married to @NeelaShepard | 40% parody, 15% RP, 80% 4th Wall, 13% Bad at Math
![Ever have a problem that only the best goddamn merc in the galaxy can solve? Hit me up. I should let you go. Talk more later? [Unaffiliated with BioWare] 18+](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/499237961490132992/q1ha89GW.jpeg)
Zaeed Massani @GoddamnVeteran
188 Followers 199 Following Ever have a problem that only the best goddamn merc in the galaxy can solve? Hit me up. I should let you go. Talk more later? [Unaffiliated with BioWare] 18+
Siri Shepard @CmdrSiri
464 Followers 565 Following Fallen from grace, Siri Shepard turns to her beloved from underneath the sheets. ||Heavily AU Mass Effect RPYou might like
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