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Award winning homebrewer. Grillmaster. Death Metal. Hair Metal. Outlaw Country. Pro Wrestling. Whiskey. All-around dumbass. #Aggies #Astros Houston, TX Joined April 2009-
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@maybef4n Accurate. It's like they wanted to write for kids and people who grew up with He-Man... and ended up accomplishing neither.
@maybef4n Perfect tweet. I had the exact same expression - even in moments that I liked it.
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I remember getting a free copy of inFamous over it!!
Say whatever you want about the woke left, socialists, “woke right”, far right or whoever, There is no group in US politics more disgusting than those who advocate for every last disastrous war, then confidently move on to supporting the next, all while serving in none.
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Daryl Ward.
Who is your all-time favourite “fat” baseball player?
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@RichOToole I'm gonna. The Royal Rumble there was awesome.
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P Terry's is officially the first burger chain I've gone through that's as good as Whataburger. Weak jalapeno game keeps them from going over.
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Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX
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