MODERN NOSTRADAMUS @MODSTRADAMUS
MODERN NOSTRADAMUS ((((((((a.k.a.MODSTRADAMUS)))))))) The only living predictor of future truths. Buffalo, NY Joined August 2014-
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I can’t believe how long it’s been since I’ve done these. I’ll be back at it eventually.
2029: "Academy Award winning director Fred Durst..."
2053: Scientists figure out that Pi actually does have a repeating pattern and they hit it back in 2016.
2020: The presidential election comes down to being decided by one county in Alaska.
2038: Your weird cousin will try to convince your children that it was actually Democrats who were against gay marriage in the early 2000s.
2044: (Grand)Parents will still be using flip phones. Please try to remember that they 55566688833 you.
2022: President Trump awkwardly declares a ban on all Slovenians from entering this country. @realDonaldTrump @MELANIATRUMP #thefuture
2021: A study reveals less Pokemon can be found in low-income areas.
2126: It is determined that the world DID in fact end in 2012 (i.e. Mayans). We've been living in some shitty purgatory ever since.
2017: President Trump uses executive order to end Purple Heart medal. Declares: "Anyone can get shot! I like soldiers who don't get shot."
2039: the largest cause of carbon emissions is discovered to have been from hipsters consumption of seltzer between 2011-2018. #thefuture
2183: Spiders finally realize that humans are in fact more scared of them than they are of us. Spiders take over humans within 3 months.
2023: @NASA announces plans for human trip to Mars. Sets Christopher Nolan to direct. #thefuture #christophernolan #mars #nasa
2017: The Simpsons will do an episode which is entirely couch gag. #thesimpsons #simpsons #thefuture
2067: The first easy snap on/off smoke detector will be invented. -- seriously?! Do we really have to wait this long?
2017: In keeping w/ their commitment to enforce the use of real names, FB accidentally deletes the profile of North West. #thefuture #kanye
2051: historians begin research to determine what people did, while on the toilet, before the invention of smartphones.
2022: NYC's Park Ave becomes a private gated community.
2019: A remake of the 1988 movie Twins will be released staring Shaq & Kevin Hart. It will gain a 34% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. #TheFuture
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