Muscle meets mayhem. ⬢ NOT @briancagegmsi @MachineIsMan
Who else looks like this? Who else moves like this? I’m the machine: a genetic freak, a one-man wrecking crew, the walking cheat code. ⤷ @briancagegmsi fan. x.com/SlamOrSomething Joined July 2010-
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If you're checking out the new Steven Spielberg film, "Disclosure Day," this weekend, keep an eye out for some familiar faces. 👀 @LanceHoyt and @briancagegmsi of @TheDonCallis Family are featured in #DisclosureDay, premiering TODAY at movie theaters across the United States!
Yooooo, who betta than cage in a cage????? @AEW #aew #aewdynamite #summerblockbuster #forbiddendoor
@WhiteCollarWin Once the Don Callis family is through with your man and his goons, I have no problem showing you exactly why that’s not the case. I’m all man and real big everywhere.
There’s a huge difference between wanting a body like mine and being willing to live the life required to build it. Everybody loves the outcome. Not everybody loves the sacrifice. That’s why the results are rare.
I built a physique so loud it introduces itself before I do.
My back has its own zip code.
I am, and even with everything working against me
Brian Cage says he's in the best shape of his life 🫡 @briancagegmsi
Brian Cage recalls his AEW return process ift.tt/RNBjyF6
Brian Cage says he got the call he’d be returning to AEW television the night before: “When I got the call to come back to AEW, it was late Tuesday night. I already had a full schedule and wasn’t even home. I got back, trained legs because I knew I’d be traveling all day Wednesday for Dynamite, prepared everything for the weekend and my commitments, and finished around three in the morning. I got up at 5:40 a.m. to get to the airport and didn’t arrive at the arena for the match with Kevin Knight until around seven that night. I went straight to medical, had to get cleared by the state athletic commission, then receive treatment. I didn’t even see the locker room. I changed right after getting off the treatment table and went straight to Gorilla Position.” (@FalseFinishHQ)
Fucking stud! 💪🏼
The Machine wasn’t built overnight. It was built one workout at a time, one meal at a time, one decision at a time and that’s why I carry myself the way I do. When you’ve invested that much into yourself, confidence isn’t optional—it’s inevitable.
Look around. The roster’s changing, the landscape’s changing, and the Don Callis Family is making sure we’re the last ones standing when the dust settles. #AEWDynamite
I built a body people notice and a mindset they can’t copy.
Some people collect trophies. I collect new veins.
You can’t out-muscle me, you can’t outrun me, and you definitely can’t outlast me.
Why should I have to raise the stakes when I can l snap them in half?
Some people enter beast mode. I live there.
Built like a behemoth. Moves like an athlete. Hits like a mistake.
The Machine wasn’t built overnight. It was built one workout at a time, one meal at a time, one decision at a time and that’s why I carry myself the way I do. When you’ve invested that much into yourself, confidence isn’t optional—it’s inevitable.
Beyond your reach. �... @RichStaysRich
133 Followers 118 Following Every cheer, every tear—it all ends the same way: my hand raised and your dreams shattered. Your only purpose is to watch me win. ༻ @The_MJF fan account.
There’s no escaping... @WeakGetDevoured
2K Followers 145 Following It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, where only the strongest can survive, and the weak are there long enough to perish and get devoured. ⟡ @ZariaWWE_ parody.
𝗗𝘀𝗼 𝗪𝗿... @DsoWrestling
181 Followers 269 Following Step into the ring and Create your legacy with DSO Wrestling. Your Owners are @PrettiestWrath,@GlossLacedGlam,@SkyKingWill. Parody Account Just for fun.
Neon lights, nobel pr... @CultSaidClobber
1K Followers 241 Following And during the few moments that we have left, we want to talk right down to earth, in a language that everybody here, can easily understand. ⤷ @CMPunk parody.
Hell in human form. �... @SpotlightMadeMe
3K Followers 347 Following Beauty isn’t my disguise; it’s my weapon. I collect enemies, break hearts, and leave scars on every room I enter. Hell taught me well. ⟡ @BlakeMonroeWWE parody.
Quarterback. ' Not @C... @DreamAndAttain
544 Followers 315 Following In a world where nothing is given, you either do the work and better yourself, or you allow yourself to fail. I for one, refuse the latter. parody.
Modern day Kobe Bryan... @ToBeUndeniable
2K Followers 313 Following They call it confidence, I call it accuracy. Every shot I take finds the mark. While others hope for chances, I create highlights. Daily. ⤷ @Carmelo_WWE parody.
Better than you, end ... @SaltMadeGold
3K Followers 298 Following Money follows because excellence has a price. I stay arrogant because I’ve earned it, and you’ll hate watching me prove I’m better than you. ⤷ @The_MJF parody.
Dial 1-800-WhoopThatT... @HitTheTrickShot
2K Followers 311 Following Confidence isn’t borrowed, it’s earned. He walks like the moment is his because it is. Bet against him if you want. Whoop that Trick. ⤷ @_TrickWilliams parody.
The beautiful madness... @TimeOfArrival
2K Followers 309 Following Beautiful madness blooms in every strike. 狂気と美しさが踊る。I wear chaos like a crown, 微笑みの裏に嵐を隠す。Fear follows, admiration stays. Always untamed. ⤷ @Giulia0221g parody.
World’s most famous... @NowInMyWorld
3K Followers 313 Following The It Girl everyone chases, the name everyone knows. Every spotlight finds her first. It is her world and everyone else just lives in it. ⤷ @MayaWorldd parody.
Hustle, Loyalty, Resp... @SculptedByVain
1K Followers 1K Following NSFW Content . . . 18+ mdni. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
Carlos Garcia @Soyarcher
237 Followers 692 Following Asesor de viajes, divertido, alivianado #SiguemeYTeSigo #FollowBackSeguro #gym
Japan’s most wanted... @ToxicMadeFlesh
2K Followers 293 Following Venom in every smile, chaos in every step. The Toxic Spider spins webs of obsession, then watches the whole world unravel — pure poison. ⤷ @Toxic_Thekla parody.
Billy bruv, is all in... @EssexToElevated
3K Followers 208 Following This kid from Essex flying through the sky like a fighter jet. Have you looking up, questioning? Is it a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Billy? @WillOspreay parody.
Now come to the Wes s... @GoIntoKardiac
2K Followers 315 Following The Kardiac Kid stays lifted above the noise, rolling calm through chaos, chasing highs and clutch moments while the smoke drifts deep. ⤷ @dezmondxavier parody.
It’s time for the j... @OneYouLookUpTo
2K Followers 344 Following Have you ever heard the story of you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain? In his story, he’s both. ⤷ @Jet2Flyy parody.
𝑽iva mi raza. @FuegoHeredado
2K Followers 234 Following ┊ Not affiliated with @boynamedluis whatsoever, original character.
𝑩lood is thicker t... @AllAcknowledge
1K Followers 79 Following ┊ Not affiliated with @whoisXYON whatsoever, original character.
Master of the swing. ... @SolidifyTheName
830 Followers 174 Following You can follow the rules set forth by others meant to hold you down, or you can forge your own path that leads to the valley of success. | @ClaudioCSRO parody
Fresh prince of mid a... @RascalEverAfter
3K Followers 244 Following Every warning sounds like a challenge. Every limit feels temporary. Built on good vibes, bad ideas, and the freedom to do it his way. ⟡ @TheTreyMiguel parody.
Generational talent. ... @LabeledAsBetter
4K Followers 203 Following Shattering glass ceilings is a thing of the past. The 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 of wrestling is here. He’s better than you—& you know it. | @The_MJF parody
WriThatDwn @DwnThat
1 Followers 133 Following
Lexi Rollins Lopez �... @RollinsLexiBaby
3K Followers 3K Following When a glitter sparkle blonde met a tall dark handsome guy it led to being happily married to @KnownToDrip 01.16.2023 ❤💙💍 Believer in romance & Disney magic.
Sri @i626895432799
0 Followers 90 Following
Hellbent and heaven-s... @SpeakOfTheSaint
5K Followers 761 Following A saint, a sinner, and the standard—all wrapped up in one fine-ass package. These boys don’t pray for the fall, they beg for the formula. ⤷ @starkmanjones fan.
Noa Kenens @apenbaby
14 Followers 195 Following
Maryse "Parody" @YourSexyMommy
5K Followers 5K Following Former Divas Champion. Mommy, Wife, Milf and business woman.
Top De Lenoxy @PowerTOPPY
87 Followers 470 Following Real Hot N Hard Shit Nigga...Top U,Dick u N Fuck u..
richard burrows @richard23785317
208 Followers 6K Following
Ivan ReyesValle @SL00158
8 Followers 970 Following
musclematt @musclemattflex
435 Followers 4K Following New profile for muscle focus. Wannabe bodybuilder working to get massive. Profile pic is not me. It is what I strive to be!
Daniel Causer @DanielCaus16262
6 Followers 224 Following
Adam @nasw2024im
243 Followers 6K Following
Man Factory @StockySub
35 Followers 1K Following
jeronimo garcia @jeronim04654879
5 Followers 492 Following
You can’t tame the ... @DenimMadeDragon
2K Followers 157 Following Denim dragon stitched in blue fire; frayed scales, scarred seams, untamed swagger, cotton-smoke breath, prowling wild through shadows. ⤷ @starb0ycharlie parody.
Alex @Halim11232821
104 Followers 2K Following
All leem Gaarrr 1812 @Baronlarrey1812
4 Followers 928 Following
Barbudo_safado @Paulistasafado2
4K Followers 2K Following Paulista morando no Rio Safado macho faminto de novas experiências
Carlos Rosales @carlosrosalesg
13K Followers 7K Following Medico! Instagram @carlosrosalesg 45 â! Guatemala Face: Carlos Rosales 🇬🇹feliz 👬 no cara no acepto
Elfo Norteño🍃 @hadaiir
2K Followers 3K Following
Norell Mirza @MirzaNorel18228
3 Followers 442 Following
Beyond your reach. �... @RichStaysRich
133 Followers 118 Following Every cheer, every tear—it all ends the same way: my hand raised and your dreams shattered. Your only purpose is to watch me win. ༻ @The_MJF fan account.
Neon lights, nobel pr... @CultSaidClobber
1K Followers 241 Following And during the few moments that we have left, we want to talk right down to earth, in a language that everybody here, can easily understand. ⤷ @CMPunk parody.
Hell in human form. �... @SpotlightMadeMe
3K Followers 347 Following Beauty isn’t my disguise; it’s my weapon. I collect enemies, break hearts, and leave scars on every room I enter. Hell taught me well. ⟡ @BlakeMonroeWWE parody.
𝑽iva mi raza. @FuegoHeredado
2K Followers 234 Following ┊ Not affiliated with @boynamedluis whatsoever, original character.
𝑩lood is thicker t... @AllAcknowledge
1K Followers 79 Following ┊ Not affiliated with @whoisXYON whatsoever, original character.
World’s most famous... @NowInMyWorld
3K Followers 313 Following The It Girl everyone chases, the name everyone knows. Every spotlight finds her first. It is her world and everyone else just lives in it. ⤷ @MayaWorldd parody.
The beautiful madness... @TimeOfArrival
2K Followers 309 Following Beautiful madness blooms in every strike. 狂気と美しさが踊る。I wear chaos like a crown, 微笑みの裏に嵐を隠す。Fear follows, admiration stays. Always untamed. ⤷ @Giulia0221g parody.
Dial 1-800-WhoopThatT... @HitTheTrickShot
2K Followers 311 Following Confidence isn’t borrowed, it’s earned. He walks like the moment is his because it is. Bet against him if you want. Whoop that Trick. ⤷ @_TrickWilliams parody.
Better than you, end ... @SaltMadeGold
3K Followers 298 Following Money follows because excellence has a price. I stay arrogant because I’ve earned it, and you’ll hate watching me prove I’m better than you. ⤷ @The_MJF parody.
Modern day Kobe Bryan... @ToBeUndeniable
2K Followers 313 Following They call it confidence, I call it accuracy. Every shot I take finds the mark. While others hope for chances, I create highlights. Daily. ⤷ @Carmelo_WWE parody.
Hustle, Loyalty, Resp... @SculptedByVain
1K Followers 1K Following NSFW Content . . . 18+ mdni. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
Japan’s most wanted... @ToxicMadeFlesh
2K Followers 293 Following Venom in every smile, chaos in every step. The Toxic Spider spins webs of obsession, then watches the whole world unravel — pure poison. ⤷ @Toxic_Thekla parody.
Billy bruv, is all in... @EssexToElevated
3K Followers 208 Following This kid from Essex flying through the sky like a fighter jet. Have you looking up, questioning? Is it a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Billy? @WillOspreay parody.
Now come to the Wes s... @GoIntoKardiac
2K Followers 315 Following The Kardiac Kid stays lifted above the noise, rolling calm through chaos, chasing highs and clutch moments while the smoke drifts deep. ⤷ @dezmondxavier parody.
It’s time for the j... @OneYouLookUpTo
2K Followers 344 Following Have you ever heard the story of you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain? In his story, he’s both. ⤷ @Jet2Flyy parody.
Generational talent. ... @LabeledAsBetter
4K Followers 203 Following Shattering glass ceilings is a thing of the past. The 𝐟𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 of wrestling is here. He’s better than you—& you know it. | @The_MJF parody
Jeff Virg @dixtosexi
475K Followers 9K Following OF: https://t.co/DE0n5J1b9d Telegram: https://t.co/iR45KcCBzP Privacy: https://t.co/670fQTRbmB
Lives For The Violenc... @GraveyardGrips
200 Followers 23 Following Red Death mentality. All grit, all pressure, no backing down. I don’t need the spotlight—I make people feel me when I step into the room. 〣 PARODY.
Heavy Lies The Head. ... @AnArrowMeteor
1K Followers 742 Following He evolves with time, a protostar igniting—unstoppable, inevitable, rising beyond limits to claim his destined light. ੈ @KyleFletcherPro, parody account.
Master of the swing. ... @SolidifyTheName
830 Followers 174 Following You can follow the rules set forth by others meant to hold you down, or you can forge your own path that leads to the valley of success. | @ClaudioCSRO parody
Pretty Boy Ca$h | NOT... @NothingButFists
4K Followers 920 Following Your favorite wrestler. 1/2 of FTR. Just fists. #TopGuys. ~ NOT @CashWheelerFTR.
I am better than your... @BillForBurberry
4K Followers 538 Following You don’t boo me because I’m wrong. You boo me because you’re broke, balding, and bitter. I’m not just salt of the earth—I’m the goddamn truth. ⤷ @The_MJF fan.
Radio tell me everyth... @WatchAndWoo
1K Followers 242 Following Broski of the Year, every year. Cause I’m always ready. Never getting ready, bro. @TheMattCardona fan
A message in a bottle... @DefinesTrueGrit
2K Followers 184 Following A man who specializes in classic tag-team wrestling. A top guy who can get the job done by any means necessary. | @CashWheelerFTR parody
jobberpunch @jobberpunch
389 Followers 1K Following 🔞 (18+ NSFW) Photos and clips of the best wrestlers, bodybuilders, and models around
Too sick for this wor... @YoungWildRascal
465 Followers 292 Following A troublemaker with an edge. Bending the rules and making every leap I take unpredictable. You’ll never guess my first move. ༻ @ZacharyWentz fan account.
Dance til your dead. ... @RepairToEvolve
112 Followers 109 Following I've given my life to this craft. This relentless climb to the top is a journey only death itself can conclude. ༻@garciawrestling fan account.
Cold-Blooded 𒌐 not... @SlthrAndStrike
777 Followers 484 Following Randy Orton fan account ⍟ Trust is the biggest mistake a human can make, because Vipers are not afraid of deception.
🇨🇦. @SmilesThatKill
333 Followers 364 Following ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Ego as big as my smile. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
You can’t tame the ... @DenimMadeDragon
2K Followers 157 Following Denim dragon stitched in blue fire; frayed scales, scarred seams, untamed swagger, cotton-smoke breath, prowling wild through shadows. ⤷ @starb0ycharlie parody.
Quarterback. ' Not @C... @DreamAndAttain
544 Followers 315 Following In a world where nothing is given, you either do the work and better yourself, or you allow yourself to fail. I for one, refuse the latter. parody.
Talk slick, move soli... @TrickIsTheTreat
2K Followers 334 Following I don’t pull rabbits outta hats but I can always pull results outta thin air. Same confidence, same control, same reaction every time. ⤷ @_trickwilliams fan.
Tell me when i'm tell... @ToldNoLie
192 Followers 137 Following Just a rebellious, straight-edge with a knack for dropping pipe bombs. no-nonsense attitude and outspoken nature with a mouth that has no filter.
Talk shit, get bit. �... @DivaAntithesis
2K Followers 419 Following I’ve had nine lives, and I’ve spent every last one of ‘em clawing out of the grave with mascara down my face and a middle finger to the world. ⤷ @Saraya fan.
Knuckles stay spilt. ... @BonesKnowWar
322 Followers 165 Following Whatever peace once existed was buried underneath years of blood and bad decisions. ╱ Parody of @JonMoxley.
Prime time player. �... @DeemedAsHumble
657 Followers 120 Following Love him or hate him, he has already won. Every camera and conversation finds its way back to him. Few can match the star power he brings to the table. parody
The one and only. ᛝ... @AboveMereMen
1K Followers 212 Following
champion barbie. | NO... @PinkAndPriced
1K Followers 1K Following this barbie is finally back at the top of the mountain in WWE, as the NEW women's united states champion, as she now reminds everybody whose at the tiffy top. ꨄ
The yung goat. ༻ NO... @ANeedForReed
1K Followers 166 Following No rules, no script to follow. Just instinct, risk, and habit of making the impossible look easy. ༻ @TheBadReed fan account.
Backstabber Bálor. �... @SuccumbToSin
1K Followers 864 Following There will be no paradise; for sinners who’ve allowed complacency to take its toll. Say hello to your new master. Bow before judgment. ✗ NOT @FinnBalor. PARODY
That girl, the moment... @HottestTrendOut
2K Followers 270 Following Possessing such an unfamiliar appeal to the world: her uniqueness, swagger, and bravado, is what leaves you wanting more. You’re hooked! parody.
Hellbent and heaven-s... @SpeakOfTheSaint
5K Followers 761 Following A saint, a sinner, and the standard—all wrapped up in one fine-ass package. These boys don’t pray for the fall, they beg for the formula. ⤷ @starkmanjones fan.
Belgique’s Bruiser.... @BelgianPitBull
445 Followers 372 Following ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀body like a greek statue—call ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ me king of the 𝗴𝗼𝗱𝘀.⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀














