Major D Malpas @MajorDMalpas
“preposterous account” according to David Leask. My pronouns are Fat/Bastard and I am FAR RIGHT on the universally recognised Starmer Scale. My garden Joined January 2012-
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SCOTLAND CAN STILL QUALIFY The following 3 scenarios need to happen : Algeria kicked out because of a match fixing scandal Paraguay withdraw because of a coup in their country Senegal kicked out for accidentally fielding an ineligible player THIS IS NOT OVER
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