Will Power @MajorWillPower

🇺🇸 American made 🇩🇪 German engineered 🦅 Observer of comedy, culture, and politics in the declining Western world. Chicago, IL Joined December 2022

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@CWBChicago It took them 3.5 years to hash this out. COPA is a joke.

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@heykayadams Uncalled for nostalgia

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@askcoachboye Everyone thinks curls, but few people know that chin-ups and/or pulldowns are the most effective biceps exercises of all 💪🏻

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@SkyTheViking Possibly a mental health/personality disorder issue. My sister had a close friend who (without cause) isolated herself from their friend group + each individual friendship and bizarrely carries on with her life totally normal like nothing happened.

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@Chicago_Goofies Reminds me of the Whale Wars episode of South Park. Perfect depiction of Antifa and all protesters we see today. “We’re badass!”

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@specialkdelslay As little boys we grow up inundated with superhero cartoons, muscular action figures, etc. Then as teens, it’s sports and competing with eachother in the weight room. Then (the old days) seeing the guys in Men’s Health and bodybuilding magazines and things start to get weird.

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@specialkdelslay This is my progression from a few years ago. In the early stages, my love handles look MORE PROMINENT. Nature wants me to be fat.

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@calliefbundy More importantly can you still throw a football?

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@ForestMommy Hot chicks for America 🤘🏻🇺🇸 Now somebody please hide the sparklers from forest mommy.

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@johnrich Why? Gene is Jewish. It’s nice of him to humor you, though.

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@Nobunny333 Patriotic Nobunny makes the eagles fly🤘🏻🇺🇸 🦅

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@OliaOnX Olia for Mayor of Chicago 🙌🏻

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@DeanTTraining Even better: seated cable rows with your elbows at the correct angle to maximize tension on rear delts.

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3 days ago

@SlumRNA_Dog My group of buddies would never. We don’t even discuss our sex lives out of respect.

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4 days ago

@pnwguerrilla Guy may be going through an existential crisis. That was me after I tragically lost both of my parents and I lost my job. I was alone and without purpose so I became fixated on the problems in the world around me. He needs to keep his mind busy and rediscover his sense of purpose

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@TikiTakaConnor @Eduardocc76 You can also say “have a good one” as a less formal way of saying “have a great day”

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@avidseries In my teenage years I worked as a lifeguard at a condominium complex that was all Hispanics. Only about half of them spoke English. The bass thumping Mexican music was nevending.