Clavicular Manslaughter @ManVsParty
who cares at this point Seattle via Texas Joined May 2009-
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Today is Paul Thomas Anderson’s birthday 🎂 Here is an SNL sketch he directed back in 2000 starring Ben Affleck, Jimmy Fallon, and Molly Shannon 📹
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@DragonflyJonez It has to be pretty blatant. The goalie will usually call you out if you’re cherry picking, but for the most part it’s just flow of the game
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Dirk's one-legged fadeaway is a work of art! HBD @swish41 (greatest Mav ever)
These dorks are gonna Coldplay or some garbage if they win in Seattle tomorrow
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My boy got a broom signed by Brunson😭😭😭😭
That game sucked ass but fuck it we ball
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Upside to the Czechs losing this game in Arlington, the kolaches are plentiful
I’m the only one brave enough to say it, overrated.
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they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night
Since New York and Seattle voted in socialists, we’ve gotten a Super Bowl win, a Premier League win and an NBA Championship….hmmm 🧐
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HISTORY.
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