champagne whore @ManagerBitter
former somm exchanging hours of his life for bottles of Krug. he/him/lil bitch Joined October 2019-
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“I am not a broad, I’m a LADY” -my roommate
Tonight instead of drinking I ate a block of cheese.
@kylerobertsax I feel seen by this tweet
@kylerobertsax That is a bold faced lie
@KarlLagerFed My roommate and I just had a 35min conversation weighing the pros and cons for getting married for tax purposes.
I’ve been trying to find life more enjoyable, and I think I need to stop caring to succeed.
@derekpylemusic It’s five but you can change them out, it’s a whole thing
I sit hear and look at everything and I’m successful, right? Nothing will ever be good enough.
If you would’ve told me seven years ago that I’d be working where I am I’d be so proud of future me and other things I need to talk to my therapist about
You are successful, I’m successful but I have to ask….are you happy?
“If we’re going to be a hot mess we might as well be in love while we do it.”
The Minion movie is the greatest metaphor for the current state of the service industry
“Ey yo bitch you wanna get drunk in a hotel and fall asleep before the pizza gets here” was very romantic
You’re as sweet and soft as rotten fruit. My life is a joke
You ever trained an Expo in FoH? Yeah? Your life a joke too.
Last year at this time I was so sure of my future. As my birthday approaches I’m just sure that my life is a joke.
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