Marcus 🦒 @MarcusDCook
“Deliberately Inflammatory” - my wife. “King of Meats” - @cortync. “One of Twitter’s true innovators” - @lukeurmyson “Shut up Marcus” - @dairymanNZ blanddesignsNZ.blogspot.com West Auckland Heights Joined November 2011-
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@withaniplease @sophieodoom Hi. I’m not here much now. No, I have the Ego from Mitre10. In my experience, 18v is gutless unless you’re mowing a small/flat section. If you have a small section, and use the Ryobi One+ system, then it’s a reasonable choice.
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Do you know where your food comes from? Radar dissects his dinner in search of answers in tonight’s “Across the World with @teradar” streaming at 6pm / 10pm ET on Pattrn: localnow.com/channels/pattrn
@JamesHalcrow Remember when they were trying to kill her cos one of her car tyres had deflated from disuse though? 😂
Thoughts and prayers to those who bought My Food Bag at the IPO price of $1.85 which is now worth $0.28/share.
@gwynncompton What if we get a nuclear power station and send Rusty to the sun?
@stevebiddle Shit situation for him, but as the article says, 49000 people were affected.
“Teen stranded in New York after Air NZ cancels flight by text” Wut?!
Another accidental overdose of window falling. It’s a bloody epidemic.
Russia-Ukraine war: Top Putin defence official falls to her death from tower block, via @nzherald nzherald.co.nz/world/russia-u…
In the words of That’s What She Said, this is bigger than I expected. @Cambro1
@stevebiddle @FlyAirNZ I’m always interested as to why they return to origin instead of going to (say) LAX or SFO where they have facilities and put everyone on a United domestic flight. Same as the EK one that went back to DXB after getting halfway here.
@sambgrover @ilovetheeconomy MBIE would never approve it for one thing
@PronouncedHare I’ve never spent $40k of my own money on a personal car.
@sensitivewsm @PronouncedHare This is particularly unpleasant. He joined six months later but is able to call himself a founder.
@sensitivewsm @PronouncedHare He didn’t call it that. The founders did.
@Mykuhl @card_file2 Yep. Perfect example of why Auckland loves the car.
Indeed. The one that made a $1B profit in his last year.
@Mykuhl @card_file2 We tried to go to Eden park on Saturday. Train was loaded. Cancelled due to a lack of a driver. Then reinstated (found a driver I guess) then made random stops between Britomart and Eden Park.
@TheJack_Joslin @PronouncedHare I think he bought in and muscled them out
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