Marcus Linny @MarcusLinny
Into stuff and whatnot Joined December 2012-
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If, like me, you love getting twitter spam, just mention the word "iphone" in a post.
@zachbraff Also, the greater the chance you will have warm ears.
@raissitasinger In English we call it laziness. I suffer from it myself.
If the glow from my iPhone gave me a tan I'd never have to go outside. #iphone6
@LizzyCaudill another strange connection between the really old and really young.
@J_Bair723 not weird you get your farts out, weird that it takes 5 minutes. #LayOffTheBurritosMaybe
@raissitasinger en mi caso, si hay bestio de buenas notches, y nada mas, insomnia seguro.
@alleyofsin they don't deliver poopsticks? Bummer.
@J_Bair723 of course Santa is better. You should hear his duet with Rob Thomas.
@alleyofsin you should be PUNished for such a bad pun.
@alleyofsin what you need is a pho-ne, and the number of a Vietnamese place. (or just some dishwater with noodles in it)
@DougBenson but I wanted to see Django, Breaking Dawn Part 2
I love watermelon and fried chicken, so if there's any truth in stereotypes I'm a black guy. #StillHaventSleptWithAKardashianThough
I want cheese, but I am afraid to ask anyone to cut me some, for the asking of such a question may subject me to ribald japes.
#PerksOfDatinMe I like keeping secrets from my wife. Maybe you'll enjoy it too!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for the gonnorhea. That comes back home with you.
I want to see an NBA player block a shot with his penis just to hear the play by play guy say "whoa! Kobe just got cock blocked"!
I didn't realize the word "thong" meant two different things, and now I've got a flip flop wedged up my ass.
Son, there's a right way and a wrong way to eat soup, and gnawing a hole in the bottom of the bowl and sucking it out is the wrong way.
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Patthew S. Meterson @PattMeterson
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WTF with Marc Maron @WTFpod
174K Followers 140 Following Tweets by Marc, Brendan, & Walter. Listen on all podcast apps. Full show archives and weekly bonus material here: https://t.co/Wn83CoHfFQ
Listen to Online Boy ... @realonlineboy
19K Followers 964 Following My fans love to click my linktree. It feels so good to visit :) Acting/writing/business inquiries: [email protected] || Backup @realonlineboy6
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436 Followers 2K Following Oaxacan living in NYC from @FletcherSchool .Tweets about foreign policy, Mex, U.S. & Latin American politics,digital issues,sports & some entertainment.
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Justin Melone @JustinMelone
19 Followers 502 Following I'm JM , just me , Justin Melone - 16 year , AAA hockey , fan of faithful girls , I'm a softy . #Respect
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Robbie S. @melon_farmer19
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Lizzdizzle @LizzyCaudill
112 Followers 307 Following I am a girl who is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack.
Apocalypse Adele @AdeleApocalypse
50 Followers 570 Following I am an independent woman trying to survive an apocalyptic world w/ limited Outback Steakhouses.
Hannah @hannahcorbett6
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lindsey coulter @lindseycoulter2
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Toby Morisco Tarr @moriscotm
37 Followers 34 Following Finance & Accounting Bsc in London. Working hard for a brighter future. #OnwardsAndUpwards #KatyPerryIsMyGod
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Kim Loaiza 🖤 Queen... @santilatino20
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AmazingAp @1AmazingAp
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Milton Burrow Owl @LissNefertiti
1K Followers 2K Following Tech Innovator | Fractional C-Suite | Accessible UX + Content Design @LissetteWorks
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