Margali @Margali

LA, CA Joined October 2007

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Margali @Margali

10 months ago

@kilmeade WTF is wrong with you? Deranged

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Margali @Margali

2 years ago

Blowing this joint for bluer skies. Same username

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Margali @Margali

2 years ago

Voooteeeed! if you sent me a mailer with a flag all over your shit i did the opposite

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2011. An ex and i are going to Vegas and he asks if i want to stay at the new PH Towers or Trump hotel. I say not Trump, he's tacky Imagine a world where all you know about Trump is that he's tacky, not that he's a habitual liar pedo rapist with mommy issues and zero self esteem

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Margali @Margali

2 years ago

That motherfucker is gleefully writing an Elden Ring tv show instead of the books. I swear to god

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Margali @Margali

2 years ago

Netanyahu's government took a look at post-9/11 USA master class in squandering international sympathy and goodwill and were like hold my fucking beer

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Margali @Margali

2 years ago

The Crow remake is coming out The good: spooky boy Bill Skarsgard back on his gothy bullshit, love to see it The questionable: directed by dude best known for an affair with his actress/employee when she was 22 and he was 41, and fumbling his hot wife

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Margali @Margali

2 years ago

Wordle 975 6/6* This shit again ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Margali @Margali

2 years ago

I present the consequences of reading the "fun" stuff first and saving the heavy for later: an intimidating to do pile

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Margali @Margali

2 years ago

Does Italian gov just not pay hosting fees or something? Imagine if DC Metro and National Gallery websites were down 80% of the time. Wild

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Margali @Margali

3 years ago

Do i want an apartheid emeral mine luxury EV sedan or do i want a women as second-class citizens with a side of bone saw luxury EV sedan?

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Margali @Margali

3 years ago

Ohhhh, ohhhhhh ok! The censored "i might ____ my ex" i've been hearing is actually "i might kill my ex" not " I might fuck my ex, not the best idea, his new girlfriend's next 😉😉😉"

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Margali @Margali

3 years ago

Wordle 611 1/6 My usual starter word was the answer. This will never happen again. I should be out buying lottery tickets 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Margali @Margali

3 years ago

"Looks like we can't deliver this product to your area. Try changing your delivery ZIP to an address in a different state." Why the fuck would i want a toilet delivered to a different state?

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Margali @Margali

3 years ago

Thomas Howard, 2nd Duke of Norfolk had either 16 or 17 kids and named two of them Thomas and two of them Elizabeth and possibly two of them Henry. I guess after kid # like 4, 5 you just dgaf

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Margali @Margali

4 years ago

Bruh CA Dem site, including endorsements, has been down for at least two hours. Went to the GOP page to see endorsements and do the opposite and it looks like a 4th grader designed it

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Margali @Margali

4 years ago

Is farmer's cheese 99% lactose free like 99% of it is gone now or like 99% is not lactose and figure out the rest

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Margali @Margali

4 years ago

Lyft driver dropping me off at the airport: "Have a safe flight!" Me: "You too!" 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦🤦‍♀️🤦

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Margali @Margali

4 years ago

In similar news, Fitbit finally pulled this image of Will Smith from their Premium membership page

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Margali @Margali

4 years ago

My first though was whether YSL is furiously scrubbing their website of any Adam Levine residue, but apparently Lenny Kravitz has been the face of Y for like two years now?