Mark Miller @MarkMiller123
Humorist, marketing specialist, wok enthusiast, but I’d trade it all away in a second for inner peace, immortality and limitless wealth. markmillerhumorist.com Los Angeles, CA Joined January 2010-
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Prosecutors have subpoenaed Tiger Woods' prescription drug records after his Florida DUI arrest. They’re just trying to find two 18-wheel trucks with a 400-ton capacity.
A new book reveals that the key to a fulfilling life is feeling that you matter to others. Okay, I was wrong. It’s not “having more money than God”.
A new report says spinach, strawberries, and grapes have the highest pesticide levels. In response, the White House says it has received several very generous fruit baskets.
A new study says marriage may lower your risk of cancer— though it significantly increases your exposure to someone who googles symptoms.
A new report says losing your job to A.I. can leave lasting scars. Fortunately, A.I. has several suggestions for how to cope with being replaced by A.I.
The White House says the Strait of Hormuz must stay open—or the president will be forced to come up with an even bigger distraction than the Epstein files.
Iran has targeted Gulf states with an average of 120 drone attacks per day since the war's start. Iran seems completely unaware of Trump’s report that we destroyed their military.
I was disturbed to discover that a new study suggests that staying sedentary can increase dementia risk. In a related story, a new study suggests that staying sedentary can increase dementia risk.
What The F***?! youtube.com/shorts/zBYoYr7… via @YouTube
Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews me about my career on his long-running radio show and video podcast, Dave’s Gone By. Check it out here: davesgoneby.net/daves-gone-by-…
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VP: I was a courtroom prosecutor. In those roles I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women. Fraudsters who ripped off consumers. Cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain. So hear me when I say I know Donald Trump's type.
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So sorry I was slow responding to your email, I was tied up watching this over and over again
My second feature for the Reader’s Digest website. Just published today. 100 Fall Puns That’ll Give You a Gourd Reason to Laugh This Season rd.com/list/fall-puns/
My first published feature for the Reader’s Digest website. Just published today. I’ll be doing regular humor features for them—until they get fed up with me! 101 Knock-Knock Jokes That Will “Knock” Their Socks Off rd.com/article/knock-…
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This is Joyce, Richard’s wife. Thank you for your loving tributes. He would be beyond thrilled and so touched, as am I. In response to the many queries , I know Richard would appreciate donations in his memory to the Los Angeles based charity comedygivesback.com or the charity of your choice. ❤️
My new article for AISH. 10 Jewish Sports Icons aish.com/10-jewish-spor…
Help my friend and wonderful writer Brad Schreiber beat cancer. gofund.me/1858adfc
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Happy birthday to my best friend and partner. I love you, Dougie.
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