Marv Clowder @MarvClowder
Pounder of Keys, Swimmer of Seas, Enjoyer of ZZZzzzzs. Joined November 2012-
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BREAKING NEWS! TO: Office of the Secretary, Department of the Interior FROM: Director, U.S. Geological Survey RE: Lake America rename Sir, As of 4:30 pm today the U.S. Geological Survey has officially designated the former Lake Ontario to be renamed as Lake America in all official USGS electronic documents. The change will begin occurring in printed documents over the next several days. This change has also been made official in the Geographic Names Information System. Should you have any further questions please contact me for clarification. Thank you Ned Dr. Ned Mamula Director, U.S. Geological Survey United States Department of the Interior
My favorite version of Jolene is when I sing "toe beans, toe beans, toe beans, toe beeeeeeaans" to my cats
yeah we have departmental meetings
Do you ever sit with a bunch of people, listening to their conversation and think "I have nothing in common with any of you"
Shaft
You can’t say Garfield, Tom, Hello Kitty or Simba. Name a famous cat.
A Tim Curry memorial in Maine. Apparently there are dozens of these being spotted across the world. ❤️ RIP Pennywise. 🎈
Of COURSE the Medusa head is the only thing that could kill the Kraken becuz when you need something done right, you get a woman to fucking do it.
The world’s largest camera has taken its most mind-blowing images yet - BBC Science Focus Magazine apple.news/ARbz6zVSgSMqrx…
Saw a guy reading a newspaper like whatever you say, Wyatt Earp
Scientific studies report roughly 24,440 glacial lakes in the Himalaya, of which half are Supra-Glacial Lakes (lakes resting on the surface of a glacier). Nepal alone holds more than 2,000 glacial lakes. A recent study found 207 glacial lakes as very high-hazard and 345 as high-hazard. sciencedirect.com/science/articl…
@JesusChryslerII Why tf is the cats head floating?!?
me and the girls entering the academic job market
The latest data has the global surface temperature for August 25th at 1.76°C above the 1850-1900 pre-industrial baseline and more than 4 standard deviations above the 1991-2020 baseline. The planet hasn't been this hot in over 120,000 years. The Climate 8-ball is drunk again.
When a colossal iceberg broke free in Antarctica, scientists found something astounding beneath it - BBC Wildlife Magazine apple.news/A7yu3BR3sRC25H…
Look to your left. Now look to your right. Neither one of those two guys knows who Grand Funk Railroad is
Brown Eyed Susan @smc429
225K Followers 115K Following Trump-Epstein Republican lawmakers have enough of your $$ She/Her Women's Rights Are Human Rights No Human Is Illegal Good trouble 4/20 Antitheist
Ivsy @Ivsy01
37K Followers 8K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Manda Skeptically �... @ShutUpAmanda
19K Followers 14K Following STILL not a cannibal... I miss Tony Bourdain and Glen Hansard... Happy Ex-Christian and #DEGRASSI #DoctorWho #TheOwlHouse. She/Her #Humanist Amateur Skeptic
Bob Golen @BobGolen
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Lädy Ä @aphotomama
10K Followers 5K Following I speak in pictures. Liberal 🦄. Views expressed are my own #IronBoomerang ♏️ #ResistanceIsMyMiddleName
portmanteau jones �... @SadlyCatless
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Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
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dire wolf @ADDiane
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Scott Millen @TheScottMillen
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Short Stop Media @ShortStopMedia
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Annanson John 🇬�... @JAnnanson48792
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ELON @ELONbixs
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Keanu Charles Reeves @KeanuCharlegtq
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PanamaHQ @panamahq
3 Followers 28 Following Start & run your business in Panama — 100% online. Compliance-first company formation. 0% tax on foreign-source income · USD · 3–5 days.
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FionaHillsAccent @FionaAccent
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Kim Morgan @SunsetGunShot
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Brian @genotwiggy420
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X @xelon_chatmusk
45 Followers 3K Following
Corey Nicholson @CoreyNicholso18
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Amber sparkl @Ambersparkj1
126 Followers 3K Following I like short walks on the beach and long gaming sessions.
Darren Soto @GMorgan74476
78 Followers 364 Following @RepDarren Soto Representing #FL9: Osceola + parts of Orange and Polk 🇺🇲🇪🇭 Deputy Chair @hispanicCaucusMember @EnergyCommerce & @NRDems. Lawyer.
個人事業主かそ... @1SH6j2aaWVNjcCy
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Dr Peter Caddick-Adam... @militaryhistori
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Nicola Beer @annarick45
142 Followers 1K Following Vice President of the European Investment Bank. 🇪🇺🇩🇪I help HNIs & people in diaspora invest safely and profitably
Paul marshall @paulmarshall_13
404 Followers 7K Following Politics/History/Global affairs/Seeking facts over noise/Curious by nature/Learning every day/Sharing what matters. No Dms from maga 🚫 no porn🚫
Jenn 🏳️🌈 �... @JNichole0193
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Brown Eyed Susan @smc429
225K Followers 115K Following Trump-Epstein Republican lawmakers have enough of your $$ She/Her Women's Rights Are Human Rights No Human Is Illegal Good trouble 4/20 Antitheist
.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
37K Followers 8K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Manda Skeptically �... @ShutUpAmanda
19K Followers 14K Following STILL not a cannibal... I miss Tony Bourdain and Glen Hansard... Happy Ex-Christian and #DEGRASSI #DoctorWho #TheOwlHouse. She/Her #Humanist Amateur Skeptic
Bob Golen @BobGolen
61K Followers 32K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
Lädy Ä @aphotomama
10K Followers 5K Following I speak in pictures. Liberal 🦄. Views expressed are my own #IronBoomerang ♏️ #ResistanceIsMyMiddleName
NurseBrianRN @rn_murse
19K Followers 787 Following Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing I BlueSky: https://t.co/py7Ki0Id7n
portmanteau jones �... @SadlyCatless
20K Followers 11K Following #hashtags til they pry this app from my cold dead hands @HashtagJones1 @CrossyPondTags @CalmDownTags @WitchCovenTags I have a cat #25thAmendmentNOW #voteblue
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g
dire wolf @ADDiane
29K Followers 2K Following five pounds of crazy in a two pound bag https://t.co/tvbIjt1kXf
Thomas Zimmer @tzimmer_history
53K Followers 2K Following Historian - Democracy and Its Discontents - Newsletter: Democracy Americana https://t.co/kUvlg5aDmB - Website: https://t.co/ut3PvTUvbQ
I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids
20K Followers 959 Following *humor account* | writer | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets👇
Scott Millen @TheScottMillen
3K Followers 6K Following Besetting the Righteous Man's path on all sides. Hakuna yo mama.
Diana Panchenko 🇺�... @Panchenko_X
166K Followers 329 Following Journalist of the Year in Ukraine. TV host Email: [email protected]
Mark Ajzenstadt @mardehaym
12K Followers 1K Following Husband. Father. Pilot. Founder @LimestoneHQ → We embed AI engineers into PE-backed portfolio companies. $14M ARR on referrals alone.
Auntie Ifa Charitie H... @CharitieHartsig
12K Followers 10K Following Civil rights lawyer/SunDevil/so woke I can't sleep/Little House on the Prairie guru/ #cPTSD/ blocked by @rudygiuliani @basedmikelee @georgesantos @meghanmccain
Wait and Collect @WaitAndCollect
11K Followers 2 Following Options. CSPs. Patience pays. Come win with us: https://t.co/t7J2dkKAwu
CK @charley_ck14
24K Followers 7K Following People say I’m skeptical, but I don’t believe it. 3X @midnight TOTD winner & Fallon Tonight # finalist. Host of @HoosierMamaTags.
Rusty At Large @GoodTimeRusty
5K Followers 3K Following Speak to me in gibberish or don’t speak to me at all.
Katelyn Bowden Ⓥ @medus4_cdc
29K Followers 7K Following I exist, but at what cost? privacy nerd, maker of cursed art, shitposter, hacking the planet for chaotic good. all nodes are equal.
gabsmashh @gabsmashh
110K Followers 3K Following security strategist | 2L JD Candidate | NYU alum | UMGC adjunct professor | DVC-YR USCG AUX
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed
288K Followers 6K Following Public servant running for U.S. Senate because it shouldn't be THIS hard to get by. Michigan born and raised. Girl Dad. Doctor.
James Lucas @JamesLucasIT
818K Followers 6K Following Beauty is truth, truth beauty; that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Parental Alienation @PAcumbria
7K Followers 2K Following Child Psychological Abuse (DSM-5 V995.51) Parental Alienation #ParentalAlienation - It's Real - It's #ChildPsychologicalAbuse
The_Narc_Decoder @NarcDecoder
10K Followers 856 Following Everything I was afraid of happening, happened. 🌟 💕 Healing was a lonely journey. Let's heal together 🙏🏽 🫂 Author of The Scapegoat Child — August 2026📚
Nancy Burns Counselin... @helpyouhealnow
3K Followers 183 Following EMDR Certified Licensed Mental Health Counselor licensed in NY, VT, FL, VA, SC, WY, UT, ID, AK. "What you do today can improve all your tomorrows."-R. Marston
Entomemeology @entomemeology
15K Followers 441 Following Official Entomemeology - internet’s #1 source of insect & invertebrate memes. Education & compassion through humor. ⬇️Join our Bug Conservation Fundraiser⬇️
Tatiana Prowell, MD @tmprowell
60K Followers 9K Following Oncologist serving people w/ #cancer in #MedEd #SciComm & #bcsm. Past ASCO Ed Chair. Cofounder @HCWvsHunger. #LongCovid. Team hope/good trouble/go high. No FCOI
Data Report @CovidDataReport
27K Followers 2K Following Tracking the Covid Pandemic and anything else making people sick. Opinions are my own. My YouTube channel: https://t.co/CYHulpZa5M
Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer
222K Followers 835 Following ER Doctor | Ebola Survivor | Public Health & Humanitarian Response | Historical Determinants of Public Health @Brown_SPH | Member @CFR_org | Emmy Award Winner🏆
Jonathan Reiner @JReinerMD
85K Followers 2K Following Professor of Medicine and Surgery Interventional Cardiologist, CNN Medical Analyst, @ScribnerBooks author
Dr Heidy Khlaaf (ها... @HeidyKhlaaf
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definitely not maple @mapleunfiltered
5K Followers 12 Following professional brat | 18+ | $25 DM fee on Throne
Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed
44K Followers 951 Following Journalist, https://t.co/GHmv2ZnV1d. Past bylines: Politico, Rolling Stone, The Nation, New Republic, etc. Does not work for ICE. [email protected]
lets heal and recover @recovery_your
45K Followers 8K Following Mentalhealth & addiction/suicide & childabuse survivor. ADHD. ASD, BPD/CPTSD (peer supporter) Sharing content to make others feel less alone. GEN X. Awkward AF.
IT Guy @T3chFalcon
46K Followers 511 Following Privacy Researcher. Check out my Articles 🥺. DM For Collabs & Partnerships. Founder @PhishCore - Human risk intelligence & Phishing simulation platform.
D. N. Keane @d_n_keane
1K Followers 1K Following Teaching English; studying the early modern period; writing a commentary on the (usability & rhetoric of the) Book of Common Prayer
Prez @PrezLives2022
141K Followers 70K Following The battle for America’s soul belongs to all of us. It begins with cleansing 🇺🇸from the Epstein class and ends by removing every single Zionist from our gov.
Yemen Observer @Yemen_Observer
3K Followers 20 Following || Yemen News || Geopolitics || non-state affiliated ||
pilk @pilkself
254 Followers 367 Following
Paul marshall @paulmarshall_13
404 Followers 7K Following Politics/History/Global affairs/Seeking facts over noise/Curious by nature/Learning every day/Sharing what matters. No Dms from maga 🚫 no porn🚫
Abe Hanks @Abe_Hanks
3K Followers 6K Following ANTI-MAGA | Critical thinking over religious dogma | Evidence Over Cults | ANTI-Fascism | Pro-Democracy 🇺🇸
Jenn 🏳️🌈 �... @JNichole0193
2K Followers 3K Following The B in LGBTQ+🌈Practicing Amazon ❄️Anti-Nazi 💥Built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro! Comic book & sci fi geek! Proudly blocked by Dean Cain
Magachurch Pastor🙏... @magachrchpastr
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Police The Police 2.0 @PoliceThePolic1
111K Followers 896 Following A platform for highlighting & documenting police brutality, misconduct & abuse of authority.
Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1
74K Followers 4K Following Internet Outlaw 🤠 | The Free Thought Project | Police The Police | Planting Seeds By Any Means Necessary 🌱🧠 | https://t.co/1YWQoZdsen
Nicholas A Ballasy @NicholasBallasy
10K Followers 2K Following Video Journalist/Political Correspondent featured by Newsweek, Fox News, The Hill, People, AP, Washington Post & more Subscribe: https://t.co/88KiIp3kwh
𝗗𝗫 𝗜𝗡𝗙... @EA1CS
5K Followers 1K Following 𝟯𝗬𝟬𝗟, 𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗜 𝗗𝘅𝗽 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟳 / 𝐕𝐏𝟎𝐒𝐆, 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐆𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐚 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟕 / 𝟲𝗢𝟲𝗫, 𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟳 / 𝗧𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘂 𝗗𝘅𝗽 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲 /
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Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz
63K Followers 2K Following Benson. Mom x 2. French Bulldog and Boston terrier lover/owner. Feral Blonde. Part time Demon and agent of Satan 😈RESIST!
Sebastian Farmborough @SebaFarmborough
70K Followers 77K Following A non-fiction photographer promoting cross-cultural communication and understanding | #photography #saudiarabia #latinamerica
Meghan Cartwright @meggiecart
777 Followers 128 Following Nanny + Wife + Step-Mom + Washington State University Alum (Go Cougs!!)
Mal 🐾 @themlowery
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Stella Parton @StellaParton
158K Followers 106 Following The Official X of Stella Parton. ✨ Singer/Songwriter, Actress, Author, Speaker & Human Rights Advocate. ✨
VOID @VoidStateKate
9K Followers 1K Following do not define me, just watch | if you came to check no I wasn't being serious | be nice to your AI | @localintelproj @agentsofvoid @signalsyrein
Funny Shirts UK 🇬�... @FunniestShirt
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🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖�... @ZoeSinns
4K Followers 285 Following I talk about gay stuff and am good at Dark Souls🖤 only blocked by cowards 💅✨ Twitch Partner 💜 3 days/week https://t.co/q9wM1gfRkw 🌶️ acct: @SadiaSinns
Bruce Schwack @schwackattack77
889 Followers 2K Following Dir of [email protected], co-founder https://t.co/bk3d5WytI6, born on the beach and still salty. Lover of life, light, kindness and all creatures. CX Award Winner
barbarism critic @barbarismcrit
57K Followers 3K Following It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. I write about technology, power, and the logic of collapse.
































