Dump Toucher 69 @MaskTheMovie
those pool jets feel so good lol on the internet and your heart Joined April 2010-
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@JeffDeuxssy you should have said “that makes one of ya!” but still tried to get her number
this dude brought his old black lab to the pet store so i said “what a gorgeous lady!” and he said good guess, she is a lady so i responded “yeah, i know, i can see her pussy from here.”
this guy is huge compared to me, i just never brag about my lil’ pecker because it’s “un-be-cumming”
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great, now stick him in outfield. can’t be worse than wenceel.
7-year-old Matthew’s Make-A-Wish comes true. Signing a one day contract with the Tigers ❤️
as always, thinking of my old man on father’s day. should have grown weed with his ashes so i could smoke him and have him come hang out like that good-ass method man movie.
begging my poor wife to suck on my lil’ waterlogged vanilla tootsie roll for father’s day but she has been pretending to be sleeping since after breakfast :(
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@MaskTheMovie Guy who fucked up and put his real name in his @ but hopes you’ll ignore it: I just can’t stop making racist facebook accounts!
@IrregularMatt lmao “shawn nonya” with the self-dox. they’re not sending their best!
no i’m not, i’m actually really good and cool. you were looking in the mirror when you tweeted this. sorry for the late reply, i was getting my pecker and nutts sucked on silly style for a couple months there. because i’m cool and not trash.
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