Mason @MasonCol3

Just a guy with a beautiful woman sharing his thoughts on the world Carroll County, Maryland Joined November 2009

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Mason @MasonCol3

2 weeks ago

June might be pride month but July is proud month because I’m proud to be an American. Happy birthday USA rock, flag, and Eagle!

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3 months ago

I ran into a fella from Louisiana the other day and asked him if he was Cajun and he said hell no I’m not Korean

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4 months ago

Just imagine Big Daddy trump could declare an emancipation pawclamation and free those poor remaining beagles in Wisconsin

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Mason @MasonCol3

7 months ago

Racist dyslexic think all gingers look alike

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7 months ago

They/Thems have to be on of the main demographics for @wearehims and @wearehers which is only further proof that it’s only two genders

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Mason @MasonCol3

10 months ago

Does the mayor of Chicago think I’ve agents are made of actual ice and they hope the salt trucks they’ve lined up will melt them?? #chitown

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I think the reason melatonin enhanced folks have such a strong reaction to magic isn’t because they can’t believe it’s real. They’ve just never seen a completed trick. For many their first experience was a disappearing act and they’re waiting for the big reveal

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Mason @MasonCol3

11 months ago

Do you think at the last supper Jesus was like nobody, and I mean nobody better cross meeeee and Judas was like shittttt that is perfect we should stick him on a cross #prayeranswered

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Mason @MasonCol3

11 months ago

@ianimal69 Cheerleader more like queerleader am I right. Viking more like Vikqueen am I right #nohomo #nodiddy

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Mason @MasonCol3

12 months ago

I wonder if there was any Asian’s in 2008, globally, who assumed Obama was another word for president and were curious as to why everybody in America voted for the Barack Obama and not the white one