Mathematics Jokes➗️ @MathematicJokes
Math jokes for you. Joined November 2022-
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The directions on the box said put it in the oven at 180°.
Why did the mathematician drop their food on the floor?
@ManenTail @R3alChik3n Well, technically speaking the odds of somebody eating us is close to zero, but not zero. Anyways what I said is off topic.
@SauceBae Well my ex is the sqaure root of -1 so yeah.
Because the math teacher went off on a tangent.
Why was today's mathematics class long?
@R3alChik3n @ManenTail Shampoo is not made out of the real thing though. It uses other chemicals and stuff to smell like it does..
@R3alChik3n @ManenTail It is shampoo, I will use it in my hair. Except I don't think I would get chicken scented shampoo.
@R3alChik3n @ManenTail Flavored?!?! You are implying eating/drinking it..
When you keep missing math class it starts to really add up.
My girlfriend is the square root of -100. She is a perfect 10, but also imaginary.
@operagxoffciaI @FrogsOfEarth Maybe the thing that caused the heart attack was the sqaure root of -1 in real numbers.
The "meanest" thing you can call a mathematician is "average".
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Because It has so many problems.
Why was the math text book sad?
I am pretty sure he is plotting something.
I saw my mathematics teacher yesterday with some graph paper.
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