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@Arriba_Andale_ @josh_oakford @FK09____ A saltwater solution, like seawater, boils at about 102 degrees. He is incorrect, as are you. It is in fact the stickiness thing.

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2 years ago

@2lightenitup @RileyGwill51606 @Crazymoments01 @realDonaldTrump The ‘s’ refers to the number of millionaires, not their number of millions. But it would have met the rules, nonetheless.

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@StuartForbes @fesshole It was actually because OP used to ‘borrow’ unfriender’s milk from the communal fridge on a regular basis, without asking or ever reciprocating. And this really ticked him off. He also, on occasion, put a wet spoon in the sugar.

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2 years ago

@GoodClearTweets @JamesAlexBombs @McnuggetsCalvin @fesshole That’s a generalisation.

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2 years ago

@FillsWhales @fesshole And VAT.

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2 years ago

@flagg_in @fesshole He’s a shit everything-else too.

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2 years ago

@ToK_ScienceTree @gunsnrosesgirl3 It’s hoping to find where the cat parked its car.

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2 years ago

@fesshole So you do know why.

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2 years ago

@71Tonka @MrJamesMay Technically, it was an abbreviated ’and’.

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2 years ago

@Defencebrief @fesshole An hour and a half in the microwave.

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2 years ago

@fesshole A chess fess.

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2 years ago

@HomeworkScanner Does it work when the dog eats it?

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3 years ago

@XboxSupport 🤪

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3 years ago

@borofergie @fesshole 4 pairs per night breaks down after a single night. Since a 2 night stay only contains 50% more days. If by some miracle you didn’t shit yourself on day 1 (statistically less likely - see my thesis on ‘Travel Squits’), you’d be in front and free to shit yourself more liberally.