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Trump been in law school for a decade.
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Im so old I ask every 23-year old if they know hyperpop
Heat court went from having FTX on it to a braggadocio mantra in a year.
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Palestinians hiding behind civilians. Israelis hiding in front of civilians.
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Anyone make an "Omar is coming" meme about the coup in Niger?
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