Monica Akemi @MaxPowerMezzo
Hapa. Dramatic Mezzo. A California Girl. East Bay Joined January 2010-
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Standing in line at the post office in Shibuya, old woman in front of me struggling with a package. Clerk: This is too heavy. You need different box. Woman: But this is only box I have. Me: (without thinking) I have a box. You can have it. Woman: (turning to me) You would do that? Me: Sure. ran to my apartment (5 minutes away), got a box, came back. Woman: (nearly crying) You are very kind. Clerk: Very rare. Most people don't help. Me: It's just a box. Woman: No. It's more. she insisted on taking my address. "To send thank you." Me: That's really not necessary. Woman: It is to me. two weeks later: package arrived. homemade cookies and a note. "Thank you for the box and for restoring my faith in young people. -Yamamoto" Me: (to roommate) This is very sweet. Roommate: You made old lady's day. forgot about it. month later: another package. more cookies and a note. "I made extra. Thought you might enjoy. -Yamamoto" Me: She's still sending cookies? Roommate: Don't question free cookies. became a regular thing. every month, cookies arrived. different types: - chocolate chip - matcha - black sesame - "mystery flavor" (still don't know what it was) me: (to roommate) Should I tell her to stop? Roommate: WHY? Free cookies! Me: It feels like too much. Roommate: Send her a thank you note then. sent a note: "Thank you for the cookies. You really don't have to keep sending them, but they're delicious." next package: DOUBLE the cookies. note: "You said they're delicious. So I sent more. -Yamamoto" Me: I'VE CREATED A COOKIE MONSTER. year of cookies. I was drowning in baked goods. shared with neighbors. they LOVED them. Neighbor: Where do you get these? Me: Old woman I helped at post office. Neighbor: I WANT OLD WOMAN COOKIES. Me: GET YOUR OWN OLD WOMAN. two years of cookies. then they stopped. Me: (to roommate) No cookies this month. Roommate: Maybe she forgot? Me: She's sent them for 24 months straight. Something's wrong. looked up her name, found an address. went to visit. her daughter answered. Daughter: Can I help you? Me: I'm looking for Yamamoto-san. She's been sending me cookies. Daughter: (eyes widening) YOU'RE the box boy! Me: ...yes? Daughter: Come in! She talks about you constantly! Yamamoto: (from living room) WHO IS IT? Daughter: THE BOX BOY. Yamamoto: (shuffling out) You came! Me: I was worried when the cookies stopped. Yamamoto: Arthritis. Hands don't work so well anymore. I'm sorry. Me: Please don't apologize. I just wanted to make sure you were okay. Yamamoto: (crying) You remembered me. Me: Of course. You've been sending me cookies for two years. Yamamoto: Because you gave me a box. And kindness. During very hard time. Daughter: (to me) Her husband had just died. She was mailing his things to family. You were the first person who helped. Me: I didn't know. Yamamoto: That's why it mattered. You helped stranger for no reason. visited her every month after that. she taught me to make her cookies. Yamamoto: So you can make them when I'm gone. Me: Don't talk like that. Yamamoto: I'm 83. I can talk however I want. learned all her recipes: - the chocolate chip (secret: miso paste) - the matcha (secret: yuzu zest) - the mystery flavor (secret: it was lavender, I just have no sense of smell) Yamamoto: Now you carry on tradition. Me: I'm not a baker. Yamamoto: Neither was I. Until I needed to thank someone. she passed away last year. her daughter gave me her recipe book. note inside: "For the box boy. Keep the kindness going. -Yamamoto".........🧵
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