Dana Geisler @MaxStynn

Trying to give everyone a laugh! Des Moines, IA Joined October 2022

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Dana Geisler @MaxStynn

4 days ago

I once dated a gal who spoke a different language than me. That was the ONE time I had a good excuse for not listening!

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Dana Geisler @MaxStynn

2 weeks ago

Me(after treating my lawn for weeds): "Take that weeds!" Weeds: "Whatever doesn't kill us, only makes us stronger!"

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There was a village in the midst of a severe drought. The leader asked the villagers to come out the next day to pray for rain. Those that came out had faith. Those that came out with umbrellas had great faith!

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Dana Geisler @MaxStynn

a month ago

In order to conserve water, our water co is asking residents to reduce lawn watering by 50%. If that proves insufficient, couples showering together will be suggested!

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a month ago

Last week I decided to quit drinking. Immediately afterwards, my liver sent me a dozen long stem red roses!

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Dana Geisler @MaxStynn

2 months ago

I'm a huge advocate of whole foods. Some people call them donuts!

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Dana Geisler @MaxStynn

2 months ago

If God is your co-pilot, you need to change places!

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Dana Geisler @MaxStynn

2 months ago

I love toilets that flush just by the wave of your hand. In fact, I've actually convinced my granddaughter that I'm a Jedi Knight! (May the 4th be with you!)

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Dana Geisler @MaxStynn

2 months ago

Early in his career Kevin Hart was struggling to pay his rent so he asked his Mom 4 help. His Mom gave him a Bible 2 read. He asked for help 2 more months but his Mom again asked him to read his Bible. So Kevin opened his Bible & found cash for 3 months rent!

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Dana Geisler @MaxStynn

2 months ago

How do angels greet each other? "Halo"

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Dana Geisler @MaxStynn

2 months ago

No, you can't put toothpaste back in the tube, but you can let harden, cut into pieces & serve as dinner mints!

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Dana Geisler @MaxStynn

3 months ago

I just retired from the U S Postal Service & I was even able to include my time with the FDIC for my pension. Unfortunately, my time in the federal pen didn't count!