Crash Test Meg, Head Advice Crone @MegNumbers
Helping people know their worth on the internet since 2020. Virginia, USA Joined July 2015-
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@amvetsupport I saw that one coming a mile away.
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👇🏽Trump’s own supporters (who he had dinner with) now openly laughing that he got elected after he incited an insurrection: “His supporters, including myself, stormed the capitol as Just like the media said… And he still won the popular vote!”
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And the people who voted for him who thought, "Surely, not me, you mean those other people right?"
@egavactip Most of these morons don’t understand how much the government does for them
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Not a single bomb threat in a red district. Crazy how that happens
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These people moved damn fast from "don't have sex if you don't want to get pregnant" to rape threats if you say you'd rather avoid sex with men--they'll call you hysterical for focusing on rape in discussions of abortion, but the core of their ideology really is sexual violence.
women threatening sex strikes like LMAO as if you have a say
@ArtCandee We had out chance, look what we did. I for one welcome our new monkey overlords.
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Biden made banks stop surprising you with hidden charges. That's gone now. $35 insulin is gone. Medicare negotiating drug prices--gone. EPA, HHS, Dept of Energy--gone. All consumer protections--gone. Dept of Labor. National Hurricane Center. NOAA. National Parks. 1/6
@vexedinthecity They literally said they would. A lot.
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Democrats: Billionaires should pay their fair share. Billionaires: We'll buy the entire country before we pay a dollar more in taxes.
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Why was Elon Musk willing to spend $119M on electing Trump? Just look at Tesla stock today. He’s $15B richer because of the bump. That’s a 12,600% return on investment. This is all about the buying and selling of a presidency. Most elections are, this one is just nakedly so.
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Trump committed crimes AGAINST the United States of America and its citizens He is now free from all of them and now has access to commit more How fucking stupid are people ?
@Rachthehonest @Cluffalo No, they don’t. A teen was just denied lifesaving treatment.
@Cluffalo Trump has said he’ll remove the ACA for “concepts of a plan”. Women are already dying.
@DiscordianKitty Every Dem policy HELPS young men. They just don’t want to even share their place with us.
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It has already begun, House Republicans have introduced a bill on Election Day to reduce social security payments for Americans who receive a pension or disability benefit from an employer. MAGA have doomed us all.
Before I go, watch this. There is no “How do we show we’re one of the GOOD white women?”. Because clearly a lot of us lie about that. Don’t look for comfort. We’ve got to do the work. Check out Sovereign's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZTF3n8QEf/
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