Meh Mom @MehMomBlog
Just another mommy blogger. mehmomblog.com United States, Germany Joined October 2017-
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every mom group on facebook: HOLY SHIT WHO SAW THAT HELICOPTER CIRCLING why did Pete’s Bagels close down they were so good BEST PLACE TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A 3 MONTH OLD huge accident on main st try to avoid it WHICH ONE OF U BITCHES SLEPT W MY HUSBAND best pizza place, go
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Spice up your marriage by casually mentioning your underwear in everyday conversation. Ex: Please take the baby. She spit-up on me and it's pooling in my bra.
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That moment when you finally get your kids to sleep and you have 8 million things to do so you climb into bed and do none of it.
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Before you become a parent, ask yourself: Would I like arguing with a small version of myself about why they have to brush their teeth EVERY DAY?
Day two of low screen time. No fits but little bug is amusing herself by singing the pj masks theme song endlessly
@HonestToddler Don’t mess with pre-teens. They can sense what will destroy your soul.
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3-year-old: *screams* Me: What's wrong? 3: Pants. Pants indeed.
My 20-something new neighbor asked me what I thought about the nightlife here. I told her we get all the BBCshows on Netflix so that’s pretty lit.
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I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters. They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town. Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army. Girls, man. They’ll take over the world.
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ah the computer crank! we used to use these suckers to churn us out a couple memes back in the 90s. Took us half the day but it was well worth it. Fav and reblog if you too are from #the #past x.com/il0vethe80s/st…
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[A cat and a blue owl are beating the shit out of me] Me: I really need to stop sampling the merchandise. Prince Wednesday: No, this is just Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood, mother fucker. Sell somewhere else.
@chrissyteigen I subscribed to a $36 dollar a month website for professional hairstylists. I am not that.
And this morning like every morning I woke up optimistic that there would not be a costume worn today... Anyway, I’d like to introduce you all to my daughter, fairy Doc McStuffins.
@trauma_mama__ I don’t think it’s sly though she’s just kind of mean 😅
@trauma_mama__ My favorite courtesy of my gma “I knew you were having a girl because of how wide you got when you got pregnant. Do you know what I mean? You spread out a lot it’s not just a small bump in the front.” 😒
@IamJackBoot @copymama “Just call your grandpa and have him do it, please.” -my local grumpy old hardware store owner.
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Breastfeeding is a beautiful & natural thing that has been deemed taboo because society has sexualized breasts for so long. Tits are literally made for babies and theres nothing wrong with being proud of the HARD WORK it takes to breastfeed your child. x.com/mjohnstonxoxo/…
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If someone says "why don't you read real books instead of YA?" you are allowed to eat them or buy another YA book. It is the law.
@trauma_mama__ You just have to have them put it on a plate in front of you because lord knows they don’t want their own food.
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