sit down, have a drink @Merping_

I bitch about life- and I’m also drunk Green Corn Island Joined February 2019

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sit down, have a drink @Merping_

7 years ago

Legit story- I’m talking to 2 different girls and they both know about it. And even tho they both know about each other, I STILL be stressin. And for no reason! Just feels like a dream.... like the calm before a storm 😆

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7 years ago

You ever see someone and just go “smh” cause people be doin em dirty and you wish you could help but you’re already tied to someone else?

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7 years ago

@kareem305king @michelexoi @iamcardib Well god bless you

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7 years ago

@jcardenii @kareem305king @michelexoi @iamcardib He a stupid mutha fucka

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7 years ago

@kareem305king @michelexoi @iamcardib Yeah, we’ve been supporting murder since NWA and Bone Thugs- where have you been? Ohhh- cause she female .

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7 years ago

@iamcardib You are the truth 💯 tbh I’m the only person from the hood that lives in this predominantly white small town and you made it to where I can feel good about being me- hood asf. No explanations- no apologies

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7 years ago

@_youhadonejob1 @WeedSmokinDevil It’s only for disabled elderly pregnant children?

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7 years ago

I had a dream I was in celebrity marriage bootcamp and the two gay guys from modern family were the hosts

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7 years ago

You wanting a sign IS the sign

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7 years ago

@raymondh3h3 9

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7 years ago

My relationship would be a breeze if there were more answers then questions

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7 years ago

When she passes out on the couch, she passes out with her phone tucked underneath her so there’s no way of obtaining it without disturbing her

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7 years ago

I can’t look through her phone while she showers cause she uses her phone for music

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7 years ago

I can’t ever creep into the room while she’s asleep to sneakily look through her phone cause my deaf cat always pops out from underneath the bed and starts to yap away- thus, waking her up

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7 years ago

My woman and I agreed that we should venture out and make our own friends. She friended this girl but I notice she always deletes the convos between them. Last night, the girl texted her at 1am and my woman brushed it off but I’m still thinking about it cause had it been me...??