Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

I'm a fan of Manhattan (the place) and Manhattans (the drink). Sell @Wongdoody. Use Oxford commas. mikeharperny.com New York Joined November 2006

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

2 years ago

No 1 train service between 96th st and 137th st owing to a struck passenger at 116 @westsiderag do you have any more details?

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

@DeborahFarone YES! I saw that and was like “that’s rude.”

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

@jw @leahculver @LynnWallenstein

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@jw @leahculver It’s a weird feeling walking out of your toddler’s friend’s birthday party around the time you and @LynnWallenstein woke up 12 years ago, after a night in Austin that included getting my photo taken with this guy, to hear that Gowalla is back

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

@mattxiv Nobody says that. They say you won’t sleep, however, and that is true. Also, “Saturday is for the Boys” sounds really gay.

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

@mattxiv See what I can’t imagine is how all these conservatives are fucking OBSESSED with these trans men’s private parts, what they put inside them and in what rooms they relieve themselves through them. If someone talked that much about my dick I’d assume they wanted to have sex w/ me.

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

@jemooney @BolWrld I did! Went to the bathroom and Slayton… well let’s say I won’t be going to the bathroom outside commercial breaks in the future.

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

@jtaylor_arts @Sarcher I second Muji. In the NYT Building.

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

Hochul. Whitmer. Fetterman.

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

🚨 @wongdoody is now in 2nd place in the People’s @lovieawards 🚨 VOTE VOTE VOTE: vote.lovieawards.com/PublicVoting#/… #Lovies

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

@WilliamDeringer @lexiatiya @kplanitzer I'd create a new slide master (with the right fonts, colors, and aspect ratio) and go through the process of migrating the content manually, slide-by-slide. It takes less time than you'd think, and is worth the effort. If you want to get creative, fiverr or a TA.

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

@lexiatiya @WilliamDeringer I (& @kplanitzer) 2nd Lexi on this... if you've made good use of slide masters, the change should be easy. If not, go to "Format > Replace Fonts" and then take a pass to see what you broke. I've liked Playfair and Raleway lately (fonts.google.com)

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

I just earned 25 bonus coins for coming in 5th place in Swarm’s leaderboard @swarmapp

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

So if Biden signs the bill, will Ginny Thomas decline the protection on principle?

The Hill @thehill

4 years ago

The House passed a bill in a 396-27 vote Tuesday that would provide security protections to family members of Supreme Court justices, sending the measure to President Biden’s desk for final approval. trib.al/NfyOHh0

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

@WilliamDeringer And it is. But it better be a fucking good sentence. Otherwise it’s all rhetorical sizzle, no rhetorical steak.

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

@WilliamDeringer I see and appreciate your heart… but you are wrong

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

it just happened again

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Michael Harper @MichaelHarper

4 years ago

I keep my todo list in @evernote and have noticed 2 items today that simply disappeared. This is not the first time note content has done so. @evernotehelps is there something that can be done here?