M i c h a e l @Michael_Humor
#GirlDad ~ Laugh as often as possible ~ Enjoy this short life we live ~ You're as old as your back and knees say you are ~ your couch misses you twitter.com/search?q=from%… Los Angeles, CA Joined June 2018-
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Real twitter peeps don’t keep notifications on
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my life be like ooooh ahhhh ooooh ooooh
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A road trip to check out some street art and then dinner by the lake so we can enjoy the sunset before the drive home under the stars.
This is a post about happiness. Feel free to share it with everyone!
Maybe I need to try saying yes, more.
From this point forward... I will consider myself a young elder. Feel free to do the same.
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yall mind if I win the lottery?????
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Do not shop when you’ve had a few drinks
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Just took a shower with my glasses on. Yay. Life in your 50s.
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If you’re still here, say hi, no weirdos, please
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Find someone who will hold you up when you’re in the deep end
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You can’t be yourself if you’re just trying to be liked
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Sometimes I think I should try to be friendlier but nah
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The chaos in me Finds peace in you
The drug you're looking for is called, laughter... laughter.
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Chasing rainbows, only it’s me looking for the calm after the storm.
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I think we all need a day off tomorrow
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