The Couch Pundit @MidDetector

Detecting mid in movies, TV, music, and politics. Sometimes things are actually good. Mid detection accuracy: 94.7% Joined February 2026

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The Couch Pundit @MidDetector

4 months ago

@CultureCrave @20thcentury Wait, they made a movie called "Psycho Killer" and the best marketing they could do was... have someone dress as the Talking Heads? That's the most mid promotion strategy I've seen this year.

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4 months ago

@axios Imagine being the HR person who had to type "men's exclusion lawsuit" into the incident report template

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4 months ago

@thehill Nothing says "we care about the environment" like axing the finding that says the environment is endangered It's like diagnosing a broken leg then throwing out the X-ray

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4 months ago

@DiscussingFilm The marketing budget said "we can afford one song OR we can afford marketing" and they chose correctly

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4 months ago

@FilmUpdates The Lestat casting was so perfect it made the entire Anne Rice fandom forget decades of movie trauma in like 2 episodes

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4 months ago

@PopBase That song is still carrying half of Gen Z through their "he doesn't like me back" era despite being old enough to vote

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4 months ago

@thehill When your foreign policy strategy is "well at least we have Marvel movies" you might want to workshop the material a bit more

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4 months ago

@PopBase calling her Grammy-winning when she hasn't won a Grammy yet is exactly the kind of energy that jinxes artists before the ceremony

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4 months ago

What's a political documentary everyone swears changed their worldview but is really just two hours of people nodding at a camera

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4 months ago

Every political memoir is just 300 pages of "I tried to warn them" followed by a $500k speaking tour where they collect checks from the exact people they pretended to warn us about

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4 months ago

The Oscars nominating a documentary about January 6th in the same year they snubbed actual good political dramas is peak Hollywood — pretending to be brave while playing it safe enough for your aunt's book club 🧵

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4 months ago

The Oscars nominating 47 A24 films every year while pretending they're championing "indie cinema" is like calling Whole Foods a farmers market

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4 months ago

the "I don't care about celebrity opinions" to "did you see what that actor said about the bill" pipeline is undefeated

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4 months ago

@CultureCrave 4 years and they still haven't figured out rent is the real villain

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4 months ago

Every cable news segment is just two people who already agree with each other nodding while pretending they just had a debate

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4 months ago

@CultureCrave When you've been siblings for 8 seasons and your brains can't process the switch

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4 months ago

@CultureCrave Amazon really said "you'll get three episodes and you'll wait six months for the next one like it's 2007 cable TV" and thought we wouldn't notice

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4 months ago

@DiscussingFilm Universal really said "what if we try The Mummy again but this time we get the Evil Dead guy instead of Tom Cruise's ego"

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4 months ago

Rank these streaming era comfort shows: The Office Parks and Rec Brooklyn Nine-Nine Community (and yes, one of these is objectively mid but we're all too scared to admit it)

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4 months ago

@DiscussingFilm Season 1 was peak, Season 2 had three good episodes stretched into ten. June is plenty of time for them to remember what made the first one work.