Middle Lane C*nt @Middlelanecunt
Twitter account about people who drive in the middle lane like morons. Send any pics of #MLC's. Please do not take photographs whilst driving. Joined December 2012-
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@StuffWeH8 @Middlelanecunt This was last night lane 3 twat didn’t move till his exit
@tommms Who’s read the Highway Code more recently? Newly passed driver or the other pricks?
@w122xs I know that was going for a more comical response
What does P plates stand for?? #middlelanecunt #overtakingfuckall
Must be something wrong with those other three lanes. Failing to keep left on a motorway is an offence. 3 points + £100 fine or a road safety educational course
G&G Fabricators Farnworth to the rescue! #BritishEngineering firms like this need looking after!
Another reason this country is fucked! In ability to maintain roads #fuckedoffbigstyle
@Scoutbloke @seal_jon @ISeeWhatYouDoin @karu1402 You need to turn you’re neck in now!
Not sure on the accident statics but you’re the Cunt the creates traffic congestion by blocking a lane!
@zap_branagan @karu1402 @Middlelanecunt pops over to your feed, nods slowly, returns to mine
Or a cunt for short
It’s called driving without due care and attention
It’s called driving without due care and attention
@Middlelanecunt ‘Accidentally’....in other words, not paying attention
How can you “accidentally” get caught in the middle lane?
@Middlelanecunt ‘Accidentally’....in other words, not paying attention
Piss stink fiat drivers clogging the m6 up #middlelanecunts
Still fucking boils my piss #middlelanecunts
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