Forrest Hump @MikeClayComedy

Austin #comedy Joined April 2016

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‼️ 323 vials containing deadly viruses go missing from a lab in Australia — ABC News Among them, nearly 100 vials contained the Hendra virus (transmitted from horses to humans, with a 57% fatality rate). Two vials contained the hantavirus (spread by rodents, with a 38% fatality rate), and 223 vials contained the lyssavirus (rabies virus, with an almost 100% fatality rate). The most likely cause of the "disappearance" is thought to be the loss of containers during transfer to a new freezer. The Ministry of Health is conducting an investigation.

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2 years ago

@ZakHaze_LOS I disagree, it’s a quick little celebration with the homies/honkeys/dawgs/boys/brothers, whatever your pronoun, it’s like a mono color suit, you think it looks good but we cant pull it off

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2 years ago

@luisjgomez Ed, not enough animal buddy movies anymore, also drop dead Fred

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@lilcheezer Talk to Gary Owen

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@DrewFlores69 Same thing has happened to me and I refuse to engage until I see more 3rd world dudes popping their lid trying to unjam their gun

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2 years ago

@sliikriick Ever time I see her videos

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2 years ago

@HaskHole @RanBarnaclo and @BigRadMachine are fucking hilarious

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@mike_is_eaton Yea a dart to the hand will probably take your mind off of the depression

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@DrewFlores69 They do not, the world would be a better place if they did

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2 years ago

@DriftingWarrior Sam is the fucking best

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2 years ago

@ConorRyan_93 Who’s 6-6, 248?

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2 years ago

She’s a Letterkenny character

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2 years ago

Even tho the world is in turmoil, I’m glad there is Oilers lady. What a great beacon of light.

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2 years ago

@BruinsNetwork Trade coyle

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@_TyAnderson Coyle can’t be a top line center and not get on the score sheet, who can we hope to replace him in that spot ?

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2 years ago

What song is that?

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Even tho the world is in turmoil, I’m glad there is Oilers lady. What a great beacon of light.

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2 years ago

@_TyAnderson When you have mcavoy and lindholm, Carlo can’t be your best defensemen, coyle only showing up 1-2 shifts per period, weak attempts across the board at clearing the puck and only being able to dump it in because they need a change instead of being able to dump and chase