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5 hours ago

@agizzlefizzle12 I forgot you live there lol

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Lucumi awesome to watch live, he’s an amazing CB. Quintero came in late into the game but still he just saw things faster than everyone else and really picked it up for Colombia in that second half. Also, not many teams can control a match like they did in this competition.

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5 hours ago

@agizzlefizzle12 Yes sir

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EuroFoot @eurofootcom

11 hours ago

🚨🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé: "If you have to put your hands in the SHIT, we know how to do it." 🖐️💩 "We know how to play dirty football. They thought we were going to come and play in tuxedos but we were there." "Even in this game, we were better than them. It's their football, there is no good or bad way to play football. They tried to have us like this, but we won." (@RMCsport)

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10 hours ago

Pretty cool that this French team understands some of their opponents will try to do everything and anything to win and they’re willing to met them where they’re at.

Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano

11 hours ago

🚨🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé: “If they tell us to F*CK OFF, we will also tell them to F*CK OFF”.

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11 hours ago

@Rodriiniesta8 They showed on the big screen towards the end of the match he created the most chances, he’s always gotten his flowers from me.

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11 hours ago

Not surprising that what gets Olise to crack a smile is him getting to match Galarza’s shithousery. That sort of stuff seems fun to him with his history in the championship.

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11 hours ago

@Mishimaesque Recruitment staffs don’t use these competitions for their evaluations on players for a reason.

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Agustín Iseas @AgustinIseas10

a day ago

Juan Fernando Quintero vs. Ghana Copa del Mundo USA 2026

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14 hours ago

We’re not forgiving Rios for this one, crowd deserved to celebrate a second goal.

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15 hours ago

10/10 would recommend

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2 days ago

Gotham needs me tonight…

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15 hours ago

@Bd_irB_ll Bro watching him live was insane. Idk how he isn’t playing for a top team in the CL.

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SIR AHMED @midopido21

a day ago

Juan Fernando Quintero vs Ghana

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2 days ago

Gotham needs me tonight…

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2 days ago

Sir Harry Edward Kane

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2 days ago

The Liberal Democrats have tabled a motion in UK Parliament calling for Harry Kane to be awarded a knighthood. The motion, put forward by Liberal Democrat MP, Layla Moran, notes the pride that Kane has brought the country - now surpassing the legendary Pelé in total World Cup

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3 days ago

18/19 Messi was insane. Arguably the best player at everything when it came to football for that season (scoring, dribbling, passing, set peices, etc). I think its the best version of Messi we saw cause its my favorite season of his.

Mohammad @MohammadAliBK

3 days ago

Evidence part x1 that 18/19 was Messis peak

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3 days ago

@ParacelsusII I was building a shelf for my sister and had fox on with Belgium Senegal so I could follow along listening and the commentator annoyed me almost immediately I just switched it to telemundo lol.

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3 days ago

@fball_insights @oc_chaudhary what are we supposed to say at this point

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4 days ago

Everytime I watch Ismaïla Sarr play he’s very impressive. Very intelligent and remarkable to take that touch with your chest and strike through that ball with that sort of quality.