Mister Pitiful Aka John DeBellis @Misterpitiful
"Life is a gift better left unopened" also John DeBellis -Comedy writer, director, & standup comic. Author of Standup Guys: A Generation of Laughs. 920spot.com Just outside New York City. Joined March 2010-
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GOP leaders’ embrace of Trump’s refusal to concede fits pattern of rising authoritarianism, data shows washingtonpost.com/business/2020/…
If Trump really thought he won he would be angry that Putin didn’t call to congratulate him.
In 2008 John McCain lost the election, but the elegance and class he displayed in his concession speech was a colossal victory for our country.
It’s okay to hate to lose. But as a nation it’s far better not to hate the ones we lose too.
Like most of his administration Trump tried to throw William Barr under the bus but he was too fat to drive over.
They should have Dustin Hoffman from Rain Man do the counting in Arizona!
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