Tamwise Gamgee @MoProblems25
Shire Pumpkin. Cultural Icon. Dog mom (fight me). Opinions so cringe I'm a danger to society or whatever that guy who blocked me said. Joined March 2014-
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@refractor111 I'm administering everything. Based on doctor's orders. It's not different than a regular doctor for normal procedures. It's just that they can't get better😔. I'm so sorry for your loss 💔 take good care of your heart and don't listen to fools on the internet.
Watching someone die SLOWLY, IN EXTREME PAIN, with the minimal pain relief hospice can provide, as their organs give out and their body dries up, and they can't move or speak to tell you how awful it feels, is the worst shit that I have experienced in my life. Fuck this dude.
Although after going through this, I would choose the euthanasia route every day of the week and twice on Sundays. I hope Tucker sees God and gets his spiritual awakening without drugs at the end. Love that for him.
Read internet threads, watch videos of people in their last days. They can suffer for MONTHS in extreme agitation/duress and hospice is not allowed to "kill them" with anything. Letting people suffer agony is inhumane and is NOT REMOTELY related to the die with dignity argument.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?
The sick bastards at this Kentucky church staged a mock immigrant execution for kids at summer camp. This is child abuse.
@Davethecat19 @Krazy_Kircus Happy birthday you awesome dude! 🥳
Terminal agitation is absolutely fucked! This is way harder to handle than the grief of losing a loved one.
@Davethecat19 Didn't blur the feet, you hoor
If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.
Shithole country
Clutching pearls over Aemond kissing his mommy when his brother and sister are married with children, his uncle has kids with his other sister, and he only has 1 set of grandparents and great grandparents is wild 😭
@GandolphG Are you in West Virginia?
I'm a Ride or Die until a bug is involved. A snake, rapist, IRS agent, I'm HERE TILL THE END BB. If you get stung by a hornet I will scream and run away from you and spend the afternoon telling you to eat benadryl to make up for leaving you in a time of need.
@LaydyDragonfly Are you talking to me or the hornet? 😂
@misterB1003 I'm ok with spiders. Crawling bugs can be contained under a bowl until they or I die. Flying bugs haunt my dreams 😩
@misterB1003 Hornets are my final boss. I just know it.
@Chris_P_Adams I've never felt so shitty as a person but like. FUCK BUGS 😭
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