Red Mobster 🦞 @MobsterRed
communism was just a red herring m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9… Texas, USA Joined August 2020-
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"gosh you're so small" okay so why don't you pick me up and ram your dick inside me then
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Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk
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women only have 5 moods: 1. impregnante me and give me 7 kids immediately 2. leave me tf alone 3. i am not built for 9-5, i am built to frolick and lay naked by the sea 4. feed me a treat 5. i need a new dress
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“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget
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Being forced to lock in when all I want to do is dilly dally
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There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.
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turns out, reading voraciously, moving your body, loving people without keeping score, protecting your solitude, chasing nothing but your own growth, and occasionally staying out too late with people who make you laugh until it hurts is not a bad way to build a life.
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slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager get those titties out for me
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Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine
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I just know Hunter Biden would make me feel like the prettiest girl in the whole Super 8 Motel off I-95
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the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords
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Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life
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the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death
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assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on
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hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free
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Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.
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jacked off all trades or a master of cum
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to do list: - add fuel to the fire - burst someone’s bubble - add my 2 cents - skate on thin ice - stir the pot
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