Rach, Esq. @thebgcomplex
Held together by superglue and sarcasm. Attempting to kick cancer’s ass. Not actually a lawyer. (she/her) x.com/search?q=from%… Boston, MA Joined April 2011-
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Looking at bulges on the early morning train commute thinking each might be the one
In honor of Father’s Day, I butt called my Dad five times while I was in the room with him
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I love how Boston and Scotland became summer camp friends like will we write them? Do we wear plaid now? Will they drink Dunkin only now? I’m excited
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I'm against cosmetic surgery for men. If you're born ugly you have to learn how to be funny. Those were the rules.
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i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)
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*fills out form* *clicks "send me a copy"* email: *dings* me: ooh what's that
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men invented handshakes so they could hold hands in the workplace
Every gym mirror should come with a built-in height chart for dating app douchebag accountability.
I felt bad about myself…then I saw a man wearing pants that zipped off into shorts
@GardenMinister Hey! Don’t talk about my homie like that
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the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords
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I heard a cyber truck runs on man jizz.
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Well, it finally happened. I tried to say "all good" and "no problem" on a work call and it came out "all problem"
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I like when all of New England comes together over worldly wonders such as a meteor exploding over the south shore
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No you misunderstood I said I was "whining and dining".
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not a jack of all trades but a hoe of all hobbies
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sugar daddy: I'm gonna spoil you salt daddy: I'm gonna preserve you
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