Murchison's mouse @MouseMurchison
Click click. Likes are not endorsements, I just think it’s funny. VLS KMS - IYKYK Joined October 2019-
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@akerson_harlan @BeyondAvgMick @milesapartshow Oh cmon. I just wire the song and now it’s already over?! What the heck
@USA_Menners @milesapartshow @Menners__ @BeyondAvgMick This Friday at Jo’s Nautical.
@breauxtown I’ve never used Apple Music. What makes it better?
@stoolpresidente Love the go go grey hat.
@GregPoehler @GlobeBobRyan agreed with you
@StopAntisemites Boston (Lexington)? what the hell dirs that mean. Two different completely unrelated school systems/districts.
2 hours of a white man committing non life threatening crime being committed in UK > Country wide mainstream news coverage 250,000 rapes on women and children by Muslims over the course of 70 years > absolutely no mainstream news coverage You can’t make this up.
The fix everything button is literally just to arrest criminals and keep them in jail Bukele was able to do this in a matter of months When you see the crime and rot in western cities and feel unsafe letting your wife walk around, know that it is a choice.
@tomgreenlive @BizNasty2point0 @spittinchiclets @barstoolsports @CraveCanada That’s hay, that’s barley.
@DrunkRepub Did you touch any grass? I hear that’s the key.
@AspersionCaster @akerson_harlan Oh my god. I died.
@JeffDLowe @DJSullySullivan @DraftKings @stoolgambling Amazing. Nice work
The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world. And they are not handling it well. In the best possible way. Here is what they are discovering: Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time. Free water at every restaurant. Just appears. Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited. Free chips and salsa before you even order. Free warm bread with dinner. Ice in drinks like civilized people. Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact. Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going. Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it. Ranch dressing by the gallon. Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced. Dental care that actually works. Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s. Then they found the grocery stores. Five of them within one mile. Each one the size of an aircraft hangar. Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday. The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes. In silence. Processing. They finally understand why we do not have trains. We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive. Parking lots the size of small European countries. Airports in every city worth visiting. Why would we need trains. The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle. The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak. The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre. The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas. Welcome to America. Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined. Write that down. 🦋
@C2thaL2thaIGG @akerson_harlan They totally do. WTF?! So weird.
@wakeupbarstool @BarstoolChief MMM FTW. I mean….
@breauxtown That’s high level for me.
TimInCanton @TimInCanton
6K Followers 850 Following Farts are ALWAYS funny. Minifan Mercenary. Top 1,000 Minifan
Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo
4K Followers 272 Following Actor, writer, performer, husband, father, Minifan. Satirist. i am the salt of the Earth, and the chicken of the sea
Chris Klemmer @ChrisKlemmer
47K Followers 941 Following @barstoolsports @sportscentralbs @projbigscreen @stoolbaseball ⬜️
laur @minifanlaur
3K Followers 622 Following Not a parody account but living in a parody account world.
PGA Minihane @MinihanePga
2K Followers 1K Following US Open War hero, can name every Masters champion, and have been called the Rex Chapman of KMS
Menners @Menners__
4K Followers 516 Following Co-Host @MilesApartShow | Ex-CEO Minifan Network | 🎉3 x Minifan of the Year | 🎙️Former Host Menners Live, Aussie Minifan Show and Minifandom | Laconia 2026
Montantè @M0ntante
5K Followers 3K Following 🇺🇸 Gambling addict. Resilient Mets, Jets, Sunderland, Clemson, Knicks fan. Slanging copper&aluminum all over the northeast
Iowa Minifan @IAMinifan
2K Followers 2K Following “Good Minifan” per @KirkMin, “literally the worst” per @Return_of_RB. #VLS #KMS #KirkWasRight
Boston Radio Watch®�... @bostonradio
47K Followers 17K Following 🇺🇸🇮🇹🎗️Entertainment • Sports • Hits • Sopranos • News • Humor • supporting free expression on ❎ since 2009 • Washed-Up Memory Puller
GIG @NotoriousGIG
2K Followers 1K Following Minifan that makes stuff, Bettah Than It Used To Be, Musician, Businessman, and Meme Aficionado.
Maine Wire Jon @MaineWireJon
17K Followers 2K Following Exposing corruption, fraud & failed leadership in Maine. Senior reporter @themainewire / Host of All Politics is Local / No Fear. No Spin.
Steve Yourelivetotape @SteveYourelive1
1K Followers 481 Following The artist still known as Steve Yourelivetotape.
TMalarkey @Tony_From_Maine
1K Followers 1K Following Make stuff Bettah Than It Used To Be. Dirigo. @Brandt32 other side piece. Never disagree with @RobinsonZiggy. @CraigVGS sucks and @NotoriousGIG might be dead.
Billboard Chart Guy @bboardchartguy
2K Followers 971 Following The '80s almost killed me, let's not recall them quite so fondly
Miles Apart @milesapartshow
389 Followers 33 Following Menners and Mick team up for Miles Apart—no plan, no filter, and plenty of arguments. New episodes weekly, plus bonus content for Patreon subscribers.
BDO @bigpieceom79419
117 Followers 375 Following King of the North End is back. Laughing at you from the penthouse. RIP KING VON
Reinstated Coach @james_recchion
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Tintin @Tintin1781
1K Followers 935 Following Unofficial parody account of a fictional cartoon reporter
Vincent Cutlets III @vinnycutlets21
72 Followers 115 Following Owner of CG Somerville - The Cutlet King of the North End - Vest Guy - Photographer - I beat Ozempic - 5’8”, 315 - Stop pissing on your balls
Jim McMenamin @JimMcMenam70190
1 Followers 6 Following
RH @888_RH
56 Followers 2K Following
JP @PatsNation401
106 Followers 3K Following
afgrav @afgrav
246 Followers 571 Following
Erica✨ @EricaCait
652 Followers 447 Following Here for #Minifan content 🐐 & Reality show gossip ☕️ Oh, and... #AmericaFirst 🇺🇸 #Trump2024 #FJB
janet o @jhohern
196 Followers 1K Following
garrett kaspala @GKaspala
202 Followers 2K Following
YNWA818 @YNWA818
29 Followers 1K Following
Ben @bennebs1
192 Followers 2K Following
Ricky Slicks @RickySlicks88
86 Followers 95 Following
J @bizarroworldd
159 Followers 366 Following I don't say thanks at crosswalks anymore because of Peter Minihane.
Bill Fullerton @bill_fulle1841
15 Followers 373 Following
Sheridan @sheridan_skope
273 Followers 827 Following
MT-MJE @MontanaMJE
354 Followers 2K Following I drank beer with my friends. Almost everyone did. Sometimes I had too many beers. Sometimes others did. I liked beer. I still like beer.
Joh2lap @Joh2lap
35 Followers 169 Following
Adam Watts @awatts572
22 Followers 397 Following
evanheaven1 @evanheaven11
50 Followers 921 Following Hello everyone! im a huge gamer, small youtuber, superhero/sci fi lover. I'm also a huge movie buff and listen to music on a daily basis.
Dan Harke @DanHarke
123 Followers 2K Following
Melissa Gorman @lisgorman
551 Followers 948 Following Movin ahead so life won’t pass me by. 1LUP historian and fan of The Hits. KMS. My husband is much older than me.
Bobby @greg77greg
0 Followers 696 Following
HostofG @HostofG
28 Followers 82 Following
Drake Maye POSITIVE P... @bub71
202 Followers 2K Following Spreading positively throughout the tough times of the New England Patriots.
Lionel Hutz @Lionelhutzg7
395 Followers 2K Following
Lauren Conlin @conlin_lauren
31K Followers 5K Following Podcaster, Reporter & Host: Pop Culture & True Crime. East Coast Contributor @lamag
Bob @CorneliousButt
21 Followers 140 Following
Warren Jones @WarrenJ508
159 Followers 1K Following
Jack Coleman @KMSColeman
5K Followers 518 Following Jersey Guy/Breakin’ cards @SwishBreaks on @FanaticsLive/FONZ 🇺🇸
Kirk Minihane @kirkmin
146K Followers 490 Following Podcast Jesus. Barstool. Train Enthusiast. @thecasepodcast. Champion mini golfer. Not bald. Solved murders. Future host of @kirkminshow.
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente
3.9M Followers 2K Following I invented Barstool Sports. 6 time Super Bowl champ. Owner of #DDTG Global. Owner of https://t.co/2YkZbnXoQC A DraftKings Man.
Steve Robinson @SteveRob
89K Followers 4K Following Award-Winning Investigative Reporter & Filmmaker https://t.co/zUZ64yD6Al | @TheMaineWire |
Blind Mike @BlindMike_
29K Followers 68 Following Host of @BlindMikeProj, @WAYLpod & WATS https://t.co/B2fmPUEfAG. Got to be on @kirkminshow
TimInCanton @TimInCanton
6K Followers 850 Following Farts are ALWAYS funny. Minifan Mercenary. Top 1,000 Minifan
Kevin From Bristol @Centazzo
4K Followers 272 Following Actor, writer, performer, husband, father, Minifan. Satirist. i am the salt of the Earth, and the chicken of the sea
Chris Klemmer @ChrisKlemmer
47K Followers 941 Following @barstoolsports @sportscentralbs @projbigscreen @stoolbaseball ⬜️
laur @minifanlaur
3K Followers 622 Following Not a parody account but living in a parody account world.
Menners @Menners__
4K Followers 516 Following Co-Host @MilesApartShow | Ex-CEO Minifan Network | 🎉3 x Minifan of the Year | 🎙️Former Host Menners Live, Aussie Minifan Show and Minifandom | Laconia 2026
Montantè @M0ntante
5K Followers 3K Following 🇺🇸 Gambling addict. Resilient Mets, Jets, Sunderland, Clemson, Knicks fan. Slanging copper&aluminum all over the northeast
GIG @NotoriousGIG
2K Followers 1K Following Minifan that makes stuff, Bettah Than It Used To Be, Musician, Businessman, and Meme Aficionado.
Billboard Chart Guy @bboardchartguy
2K Followers 971 Following The '80s almost killed me, let's not recall them quite so fondly
Bert_&_I @Bert_And_I
58 Followers 136 Following Mainer. Tired of unchallenged & untrue but convenient narratives. If you don't laugh, it doesn't mean it isn't funny. On Twitter simply to follow @kirkmin.
Lauren Conlin @conlin_lauren
31K Followers 5K Following Podcaster, Reporter & Host: Pop Culture & True Crime. East Coast Contributor @lamag
Fax @TimothyFax
505 Followers 248 Following Welp, I'm already here so you might as well get used to me
Jim McMenamin @JimMcMenam70190
1 Followers 6 Following
Ironhead @CraigVGS
2K Followers 391 Following Very Good Show | Blind Mike Project | Why Are You Laughing? | Gerry Callahan Show | Studio 550 |
Tintin @Tintin1781
1K Followers 935 Following Unofficial parody account of a fictional cartoon reporter
The Dozen Trivia @TheDozenTrivia
92K Followers 169 Following Play now at https://t.co/MS3Gz5QmFe || Hosted by @JeffDLowe || CURRENT CHAMPS: The Experts (@PFTCommenter @BarstoolFran @BFW)
Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson
4.9M Followers 216 Following The official Twitter account of Earvin “Magic” Johnson!
CAIT @ohara_cait13546
828 Followers 361 Following “Always root for the underdog” #UMass Alum & Former #WEEI intern before it was PC. For fun & my own entertainment.
sjthedolt @sjthedolt
269 Followers 642 Following
DOOM @DOOMSPAYUH
3K Followers 302 Following I hate that God didn't make a couple more of me. - DOOM Clone 18
#1 Carolina Hurricane... @drone_jock
3K Followers 335 Following when i was young i used to sing, i didn't care for anything
FONZ @FONZSquad1
211 Followers 103 Following The Fastest Growing Gaming Community for Adult MEN over 30 #FONZWar #FONZone #FONZRaiders #FONZChel #FONZGolf #FONZWWE
El Horrible @BeDabbler
4K Followers 338 Following 16yr old up and coming YouTube Star! I've peed in Howard Stern's private bathroom at K-Rock. I've drove @NLO Lexus and I know @CardiffElect REAL name!
cardiffelectric @cardiffelectri3
1 Followers 24 Following
The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub
193K Followers 13K Following Keeping conservatism alive with a little help from the grape and the grain. “Genius.” - Rush Limbaugh. “Hilarious.” - Dan Bongino. “Lazy sack of shit.” - Wife.
Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK
222K Followers 141 Following Japanese Ambassador to the United Kingdom @JAPANinUK. Reposts and links are not endorsements. Ambassador's greeting message: https://t.co/TjnRawj5i7
Joe Rogan Podcast New... @joeroganhq
2.0M Followers 1K Following The #1 Joe Rogan Experience Podcast News Source *Fan run account
Hogdale @Hogdale_
48K Followers 4K Following @Barstoolsports - Fat nerd from the great state of Iowa. Streaming Sox and Pats. https://t.co/TlcSCDVXcq https://t.co/rJKlrkcyWM
Go Go Greys Stables @GoGoGreys
723 Followers 1 Following
Nick shirley @nickshirleyy
1.7M Followers 920 Following If you’re reading this hit that follow button. Teaching the world to lear 🌎 Become a subscriber to support 🙏🏼
Amish Dude @amishdude
12K Followers 207 Following just seeing whats out there | world explorer 🥛(yes I am amish)
O’Keefe Media Group @OKeefeMedia
935K Followers 227 Following Official account for OMG || CEO @jamesokeefeiii Subscribe to American Swiper Series 👇
ThePersistence @ScottPresler
2.5M Followers 76K Following I helped defeat Hillary, Kamala, & organized the Baltimore cleanup. We delivered Pennsylvania for President Trump. 👀 ➡️ @EarlyVoteAction MAGA 🤝 MAHA 🤝 BARBZ
💣 John”The Bomb�... @John_The_Bombb
213 Followers 105 Following John “The Bomb” Bryer. Well let me tell you something, Big Steve. Good wrestler, not as good Red Snapper eater. I drop ‘bows & panties.Parody.
Seinfeldism @Seinfeldism1
67K Followers 823 Following For the love of #Seinfeld. Facebook: https://t.co/fyTQsDDjOU Buy the book! Yada, Yada, Yada: The Seinfeld Lexicon : https://t.co/mXvdmjBsQe
Kathycullinane @Kathycullinane
145 Followers 1 Following Just a small town girl, living in a CRAZY world
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