🍎🍇Jinx/Seraphina Cipher🍉🍓 @MrsCipherPines

-Any Pronouns -21 -that one oomf who doesn't play about sanrio mrscipher.straw.page Ford's Lab Joined April 2023

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ash ✧ @ashyaywoohoo

6 hours ago

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨this bunny is laying on the HEAD of this DOG so cute

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Unless I’m working in an ER, or working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

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funnyrodents @funnyrodents_

a day ago

white people when you camp at the campground where their deformed son drowned at years ago

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Moon 🌿 @hiyeenah_

2 days ago

discord servers where its just everyone worshipping the server owner and their tight knit friend group that isnt welcoming at all

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03 Fishley @03Fishley

2 years ago

some guy was bothering me in work at a pizza place so i carved his stupid fucking roblox avatar into a parsnip so my fish could eat him

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graydog @graydogstuff

3 days ago

if u call ur significant other “honey” your a kaan idc

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5 days ago

The concept of calling your signifigant other "baby" is rooted in pedophilia idc

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just dani @deezhawn

3 days ago

These girls, maybe 16, came to the cafe in actual clown makeup. One asked, "How much is a macaron?" And I said three dollars and she stared at me for a beat before flatly responding "That's absurd." If I were wearing clown makeup I wouldn't be calling too many things "absurd"

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baby dog @babydogfanclub

2 days ago

happy baby dog wednesday!! a very happy baby dog is waving hello to all his baby dog friends today! (that means you!!)

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🍎🍇Jinx/Seraphina Cipher🍉🍓 @MrsCipherPines

2 days ago

elite find in a charity shop

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percy! @historygf

3 days ago

pioneering Call Out Of Work October. what do we think about #CallOutOfWorkOctober

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Punished Radia @radia54yu

4 days ago

had a dream where the "return youtube dislikes" extension had a companion extension called "add youtube indifference" and this is my interpretation of it

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wrotator @wrotator

5 days ago

Niche politics fact: This guy, known as “Joe Biden,” was president for a few years

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Kronome @iheartheartssss

5 days ago

Genie: You have three wishes left Me: I wish for every word to start with H Henie: Hou have hwo hishes heft He: Hevery Hord is Hwo Hetters Henie: Hu Hv Hn Hs Hf He: Hv Hd Hs Hn Hi Hi: Hi Hi: Hi

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Sam Voorhees 💫🔮 @MAGGOTTREE

7 days ago

Huge Jason hall!

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🍎🍇Jinx/Seraphina Cipher🍉🍓 @MrsCipherPines

7 days ago

@itsnwts I was straight up not taught what to do if I'm being sexually assaulted

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🐍 @andyburzum

a week ago

If I had Tourette's my tics would be saying "it will be done, my lord" and "an excellent plan, my lord" because I'm a good fucking advisor

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gougar! @gougaronline

a week ago

octoger… is upon us…

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coco @4tidus

a week ago

throwback to the time i tried emulating golden and it went evil

S4SHA of #jjstwt and #pmtwt (canto 10 spoilers) @F4LL3N_S4SHA

a week ago

am i a chud for thinking that game corruptions are the funniest things ever

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judey @judeykat

a week ago

this is the pallas's cat! they are native to the cold, rocky mountains, and deserts in central aisa. they have the longest and thickest fur of any cat species to help stay warm. their pupils are round instead of slits like most other cats. they are also poor runners!